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yeah chair has to be in it (at literally any point, don't listen to him, a runner can still happen even if he buys a top but he is magical to the recipe somehow) and @BeanzzSOL has to be early somehow magically I think those are the current rules now and you can't mess with the current rules or it won't ever become a runner in the first place haha oh also @runitbackghost has to be one of the first callers on fomo🙏 + @traderpow has to find it late but STILL have fomo to like it and it has to be the one that @wrld_sol blasts multiple times when it's in its first big downtrend and people are giving up hope and @tontheneko happens to see it and drop it in Pastel Alpha because it happens to just have the most obvious, perfect thesis and @CookerFlips jumps in the chart (a crashout on X commences among the famed PEANUT GALLERY) when he sells a bit on what people at 80k were calling the "runner of the century with the perfect narrative and 'cooker fking killed it') and @untaxxable has to have a breakdown because he had 2% of it at 5k hunting new pairs but sold most of it for a 2x because the thesis at the time didn't seem as funny at 5k as it seemed FREAKING HILARIOUS and LITERALLY GOLD to everyone at 1m and @themisterfrog posts it on his TG channel at first only because of @untaxxable meltdown for the laughs but in a downturn he gives it a boost even though he was only holding 1m tokens of it as a moonbag because it's just resonating so much with the culture and nikitabier who is one of the secret top followers of Frog's TG channel (btw nikita, please don't ban me for this this is a work of art and one of the truest expressions of the anatomy of a culturally winning token) also completely unrelated to nikita sidenote, frog is an amazing person and, frog and i one day will likely make a Hadassah hospital like non-profit foundation from any of our successful endeavors in the real world and it will be a non-profit that helps both Jews and Palestinians with free resources and most importantly love and a safe place to just have peace and recover and thrive. and then maybe the world would see that frog being back on x would be the most magical, wonderful thing to happen to heal the trenches. I digress. Then what happens in the coin next is brutal. I throw in my last $200 that I have at the time into the ABSOLUTE RUNNER OF ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING and it's at like 200k mc at the time and if I could somehow just sleep and hold it would make it (or would it?) All of a sudden the chart goes down. Omg. It's going down so much. People start spam tagging elonmusk for help. It's a terrible site. @Dior100x got into the chart and @slingoorio got into the SAME CHART so it's freaking EVERYONE OUT because when they're both in the same chart everyone would wonder OMG WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN. @exitliquid1ty gets in the chart and people start to get friggin PISSED cause he does this little buy and then 20 sells because he was upset he bought the one with the SAME EXACT NAME that was launched by LITERALLY a1lon9 's WALLET BACK IN 2024 SOMEHOW WTF HOLY LORE BATMAN and Exit Liquidity and taxes are just like on the VERGE OF DYING OF COPE LIKE MAXIMUM COPE DEATH so people start trying to calm Exit Liquidity down for the sake of their bags it's ok man, it's ok, we love you man. it's going to be okay. how's your family? God is good man. God is good. Let's just chill on vc, somewhere far away from a chart. @0xGangy runs into Tavern and drops the ca at this point and says "I think this could be a good bid." cause at this point the retrace is brutal and the only people having severe fomo are the ones who sold at 5k. People start calling it over. People start selling in losses. Buyers with Axiom tags start to sell and it causes max panic because even though they're just doing normal sells it starts a mini ecosystem war up for no random reason at a 4 AM on a random Tuesday. @gr3gor14n buys, and it brings some much needed hope, but even he can't save the chart from this downtrend. People start screaming at @flipski77 and start pulling up transactions connecting his current purchase of the runner token to some abstract report that @zachxbt made a year ago. TIMELINE IS IN SHAMBLES AND EVERYONE IS NOW WONDERING IS CENTED THE REASON WE ARE ALL POOR NOW OR IS IT @MarcellxMarcell ?! 😱😱😱😱😭😭😭 (it's neither ofc but it has to be part of the lore of the new coin's journey) What happens next is just brutal. So brutal. CoinMarketCap posts the meme somehow, maybe by perfect chance nothing shady or anything but it gives the little trenchers hope while this meta-war is going on with all of the callers. The coin retraces to LITERALLY 8K BAGHOLDERS IN SHAMBLES AT THIS POINT everyone is calling this thing dead but then I'm just like what the actual fk this is not cool guys why the fk did you just sell the next moo deng so I run to literally every person I can think of that I ever talked to in the whole history of crypto and I write I write to @himothy I write to @PattyIceWife I write to @patty_fi I leave a message on a thread @IcedKnife posts asking what might be a good token and I tell them omg, this, this was supposed to be the runner, I don't understand why it's at these levels, it doesn't make sense, it had the perfect thesis, it was everything, it was the most beautiful token ever how could such a thing happen. I don't understand it. it was supposed to change the world. Everything aligned. CoinMarketCap even posted. Someone even said moonshot started buying it just in case it became the next BOME-like play but now silence silence no one cares Moonshot bought and held respectfully. No one cares CoinMarketCap posted it. It's dead. Dead dead dead. Get over it hoppy move on. stop trying to make fetch happen. But then a few other loyal reply guys keep going up to their favorite callers like come on man. This was so good. Come on Patty, you can't let this little (1 legged dog token, etc., whatever this mystical magical runner is) die. This one has to make it. This is the one. Please Patty. Please Ms Patty. Please @HopiumPapi please @Nxive100x please any of you that give at least a little bit of care about your most loyal reply guys. Then Patty buys and people are like wtf Patty bought?! Holy crap. And he sells a second later cause yeah it was a good meme but come on, it's 15k mc what's one singular buy going to do? But it starts a momentum. It starts hope. Everyone has forgotten by now about Dior and Sling being in the same token and worrying about that. People hop into a spaces, chill, Dior and Sling actually kind of laugh it off together in the spaces, Sling reminds everyone to buy lmao and logs off but on his TG channel he's still supportive of the runner and posts some updates to his community (Dior too). The Spaces event gets downright silly tho, it hits 20k people listening at one point and we didn't even know there was 20k actual humans here. Out of nowhere this massive alert sends out that Nikita (apparently?!) aped on some wallet that people were tracking and wondering if it could be his?! who knows?! and it friggin GOD CANDLES. WHAT IS THIS THE NEXT FARTCOIN?! Meanwhile @mikasasolslayer was out somewhere shilling Kilroy because that's what Mikasa does and @OnlyLJC was like hey Mikasa what if what if what if what if we tried just one more token. And Mikasa was like oh okay sure. Mikasa goes on X and says you know what I actually like this new runner token and anyone that buys some Kilroy that likes this new token is ok in my book. FRIGGIN GOD CANDLES BIGGER THAN THE NIKITA GOD CANDLE WTF MIKASA IS IN!?!? WHAT IS THIS THE NEXT DOGE?!?! Now the token is at like 3m, it's in a deep retrace from 5m. People like me are out there on the timeline saying "Here's an update it's 100x from my call at the bottom" (us little micro-callers all sold for break even once we got out from underwater but we gotta milk the call for whatever it's worth). Retracing up higher is higher stakes. People start spam tagging cz_binance phantom kolscan The__Solstice blknoiz06 based16z later and notthreadguy a1lon9 json1444 theunipcs justinsuntron WhiteWhaleLabs frankdegods because yes wrld has lots of money but GUYS WRLD CANT SAVE A COIN ALL ON HIS OWN YOU HAVE TO HELP HIM is what the timeline starts to scream, and it's kind of true people in group chats start telling their friends "size 1-2% of this and just forget it for a while, thank me later" and the group chat starts to get a little awkward because the bigger players are like "Yeah np I'll size 2" and the little guys are like "um hi I can help maybe, um, raid or something? please don't kick me out of the group." Yea, that's ok little guy. This place wouldn't be the same without you. ❤️ Little guys with big heart start going out and sharing about the token to everyone just because the whole gang bought and everyone is rallying together around this one singular coin. Nope. No fud allowed. Xcom spam? Gone. Everything aligns. A vamp tries to happen? Nope. Gone. The God of the universe himself is somehow protecting this token at this point somehow. It has literally become unvampable because it is the chosen runner. It's here where the token's true testing grounds are made but alas it is also here where my story ends because yes the token did go on to 200m and got a Binance listing but I don't know what happens to the ones that actually make it because I sold at 200k. You'll have to get part 2 of the story from someone like Chair or @wrld_sol. but this is the easiest recipe i can give you to cook something to 3m godspeed

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