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Let’s see we have an out of shape guy in his mid 30s, and Donald Driver’s severed hand. Can I like attach it to a broom or something at least?

@FlyInTheOinment @ImBreckWorsham Bro she looks like a transgender 🏳️‍⚧️ 😭 why did DoorDash grandma have to look like my sons football coach LOOOOOOL

@ImBreckWorsham 🙄

Shocking. Turns out the Door Dash Grannie is a MAGA plant. They really suck at this.

@Dioscuri_Castor @jackal84728450 @unusual_whales LMFAO mans out here bragging about his shitty warehouse job don’t forget to lift with your knees Billy!!! 😭

@jackal84728450 @unusual_whales Did you use up one of your limited, five-minute bathroom breaks in between shifts to post this?

BREAKING: A worker died at an Amazon, $AMZN, warehouse in Oregon last week, per MorePerfectUnion. Employees were told to keep working for over an hour as the body remained on the floor. One manager told the workers, “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work.”

@IronAngabel @ryanhallyall I heard a super creepy first hand account of someone at a KOA campground that night and they never saw the funnel but the clouds were like 100 feet from the ground. Even by violent tornado standards the Barneveld tornado was something sinister.

@QuestforNumber5 @ryanhallyall Yep. Exactly. We drove over there the next day to see the damage. I have been terrified and slightly obsessed with tornados ever since.

Tomorrow is looking more serious across the Upper Midwest. Storms should hold off until late in the day, but once they fire across Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Michigan they could drop hail the size of baseballs along with damaging winds and a few tornadoes, some possibly strong near the warm front. Make sure you can get alerts after dark and know where you're sheltering.

@IronAngabel @ryanhallyall I was born 5 years later but Barneveld is like a ghost story other tornadoes tell their kids. There’s something just unsettling about it. That thing came with a fury.

@QuestforNumber5 @ryanhallyall Oakfield was terrible. I was a kid when Barneveld happened, and that was just a few miles down the road. I have a very healthy respect for these storms.

@DrugWarSoldier @9mmsmg It is funny as a Democrat. He knows he can sarcastically mock his base, make them eat shit because he has no use for them anymore. He’s treating them the way he treats everybody else. He knows he can do whatever he wants unimpeded. I just hope it ends well, but I doubt it.

@9mmsmg Anyone who thinks this is funny is definitely not a Christian. So many people are in a cult of Trump. I hate our political system. I love my country, and I live my constitutional rights. About time, we start using the first two as God intended 🙏

When screenshots of Trump from Truth Social are posted on X, I often have to check to see if they're real or not. Some of the stuff he posts borders on parody. It's generally hysterical though. When I saw this posted on X last night, I scrolled right by. I didn't even consider it could possibly be real. It was simply too ridiculous and I was convinced it had to be fake. It's currently 5 AM and I woke up to my dog barking at something outside. I glanced at my phone and I saw that it was real. I don't know what to say. I know he has said over and over that he doesn't believe he's earned his way into heaven. Stuff like this is a good way in make sure he's correct. This is so insanely disrespectful and I legitimately have no idea why he thought this was a good idea

@wxTrace @ATWChasing That’s usually how it goes. On paper it’s a powder keg but then nothing happens except some embedded spin up. I think why tornadoes happen is still largely unknown but it’s going to happen at some point. I was there the last time it did and it was bad, but who knows.

@ATWChasing They certainly have a high ceiling but I wouldn't stress too much over it. You know from personal experience just how uncontested wisconsin is at wasting prime enviornments

I'm not going to lie to you, I have a knot in my stomach for tomorrow and Tuesday but, mainly Tuesday.

@IronAngabel @ryanhallyall It’s usually a bunch of nothing but when I was a kid 10 miles away in Oakfield a tornado didn’t just destroy houses outside town it left no trace of them. Everything was gone. Me and my mom went and I’ve never seen that kind of ferocity before. So no1 tell me it can’t happen.

@ryanhallyall Looks like I should spend some time today straightening up the basement.

@realMikeBlue @wiscogressive @ryanhallyall Aww he even has his little blue checkmark 🥹 that’s adorable. “I have money” oh we’re sure you do little buddy 🥰

@wiscogressive @ryanhallyall I really don’t care. I have money, you don’t. I can leave this shithole whenever I want. There is a reason why people flee blue states. You’ll be too broke by the time you realize you’ve been deep throating policies you don’t actually believe in.

The mostly likely place to see a tornado in the USA tomorrow will be somewhere between Minneapolis, MN and Madison, WI...

@RobinsonJ1990 @pokemon_daily And there’s the context clue spraying water on it pisses it off which pretty much rules out grass as a typing. I picked Chikorita though so it would have been a moot point.

@pokemon_daily The clue is sort of in the name. 'Sudowoodo' Psuedo is a word describing something that's fake.

10 year old me playing pokemon gold for the first time

@SmartMoneyPulse @not_rekt_11 LMFAOOOOOOOO 😭

@not_rekt_11 Is that whoopi or lizzo

>Goes on vacation in an exotic paradise >Has an army of servants taking care of her needs >Still acts like black

I love helping others. You guys have no idea how many times I’ve gone out of my way to help someone and got raped in the ass bro. Like my default is how can I help and people take advantage of it. Just sucks man

@soarizard Can’t be poisoned and immune to pretty much everything. What’s not to love haha

@QuestforNumber5 Man, that’s such a cool pokemon!

I’m a Zubat

@fungiblebung @patriot_savvy Homegirl is mad at ppl that didn’t stay on the Titanic 😭 “hey you fake fucks better not jump on that lifeboat and pander to your younger audience, you better stay on the Titanic with me and the rest of the people who flunked school and protect this elite class pedo operation🥴”

@patriot_savvy why is she orange? lol. we're honestly supposed to believe these weirdos aren't in a cult?

It’s funny to me just how quickly people are exposing themselves and don’t think we aren’t paying attention. We won’t forget either. Stay frosty! 💋✌🏻🇺🇸

@s0phisto @jacob4kids @RpsAgainstTrump And the messaging is just abhorrently uninspiring. I mean we get it a Mexican is going to come here illegally and cut my head off. Or a tranny is going to take a dump in the women’s room. Like dude this “messaging” doesn’t work on normal people, only white trash…

@jacob4kids @RpsAgainstTrump Yeah sure, because the spineless bootlickers that now make up 99% of what used to be the once respectable Republican Party, apparently had no other option than to latch onto their daddy Donald.

MTG: “Republicans are going to get slaughtered in the midterms”

@w071973 @Tanner23062 @downbadbears And I’m from Chicago. Not the surrounding area I’m from the city and they talk about the Packers more than their own team. So miss me with that lmfao. As if they didn’t just retweet our depth chart. Who’s on the Bears depth chart? Don’t know, not my problem.

@Tanner23062 @QuestforNumber5 @downbadbears Yet the only team from the North that has been in the playoffs three straight seasons and tied for the most playoffs wins in the North during that same time frame. So kindly just sit your ass down until your team does it for more than one season which you haven’t done in 20 years

@Tanner23062 @w071973 @downbadbears You don’t need to lie to yourself dude. It’s the Packers and then the rest of the NFC North. Once we start drafting Mitch Trubisky with the second overall pick sure, get back to me then.

@QuestforNumber5 @w071973 @downbadbears "Prettiest girl in the division" yet you haven't won the division in 5 years and have been stuck in the 7 seed in the nfc since 2023👌

@w071973 @downbadbears Even if Golden doesn’t emerge and has another disappointing year the Bears fans are acting like we just lost Jerry Rice in his prime. I understand we’re the prettiest girl in the division there’s always going to be insecurity but holy, they act like we traded Micah or Jordan.

@downbadbears Mean while the Bears traded their WR1 in March

@WI_RightWing_Ls @HeartlandPostWI I don’t listen to him. I have an IQ of 130 their messaging doesn’t have any effect on me lol. They offer nothing, except come blindly defend our “strongman” and watch him act like a buffoon, come watch his social media meltdown. These are things beneath me haha.

Translation: I’m not going to feed me or my kids this goyslop but I’d gladly Doordash this poison to YOUR fat fucking ass