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@amjonno @BernMorley84 Looks like a donut !

@BernMorley84 Fucking hell pal, you are some man 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It’s defo coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

football with a bowling ball and lego field

@Scousebird Whatever I’m going past when I remember I need something…

Ok Twits look lively! I’ve decided to categorise you all into social classes. These are the options. Upper class folks. You probably live somewhere in the vicinity of Bond Street and your bags for life are from Fortnums. Middles - Sainsbury’s and Waitrose. Scumbags

@albertdavies16 @Awards_FC_ @ChesterFC Hope it’s a great evening wish I could. Be there

A big thanks as ever to the team at @Awards_FC_ for their work on tonight’s @ChesterFC Awards Evening. 👏👏

@LidlGB Lidl every time. Middle of the week is always the same but the middle of Lidl you never really know!!

What’s more exciting, Middle of the Week or Middle of Lidl?

@AdamDandy Almost Dandy colour uniform!

Welcome to Chester! #Harrods #ItsWhatTheRomansWanted

@NoContextBrits That’ll be a right fiesta if you focus properly on the ingredients

A sandwich is forming on the M25.

@_DavePowell Run free pup again chasing whatever you want!

Farewell, old friend. As loyal as they come.

@PaysanChester @YTimesMotoring Middle lane hoggers should get banned for life.

@YTimesMotoring 80 with 12 pts and year ban for tailgating. life ban for second offence. middle lane hoggers same.

Been asked by an acquaintance to sign a petition to raise UK motorway speed limit to 100mph. So… thoughts people. What’s best?

@mrdanwalker Had your assets frozen

Lost my wallet yesterday! Spent well over an hour retracing every step. Cleaned out the car, went around the garden with a torch… eventually found it… in the freezer 🤪🥶 #FullTimeIdiot Best pun wins a choc ice

@AdamDandy @DavidThomasHug1 @albertdavies16 @ShanePinnington

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@PaysanChester @MancUrban Self seeding think called Welsh Poppies some also call them Icelandic Poppies we have some dark orange ones but they’ll be finished by the time I get back home.. boo!!

@MancUrban Have loads all over my garden. I love them. Do much cheery joy for zero effort.

Welsh poppies are self seeding, the entire length on the wall will be soon covered #Gardening

@banks247 Now that’s an afternoon tea I approve of!! Happy birthday Banksy

Some yummy birthday pressies today!

@iwanmurray5 Perfect words Iwan

Having been at the club for a number of years, you really get to understand what special people Barrie and Pam Hipkiss are. This news is devastating. Barrie is a special man and a true Club Legend. RIP Barrie. You will be so missed by us all. 💙🤍

@LidlGB Once you hit the middle aisle!

At what point does it become a big shop?

@DavidThomasHug1 @PhilipSerrell @clemserrell Yeah he had him valued recently on Antiques Roadshow!

@PhilipSerrell @clemserrell Has he seen his future father in law ? 😀

Absolutely delighted - two very lovely people - though I’m not sure he knows what he’s letting himself in for @clemserrell

@PaysanChester Suits you!! Haha

I’ve got jeans on! Can only mean one thing - India has put me on the coal face this afternoon and I’m trying to look at least not insane if still a far cry from professional!

@banks247 @NonLeaguePaper They will reap the “rewards” if this in about 20 years when the grassroots system has died and we have no new UK talent coming through. Shocking but not surprising Jeff.

@NonLeaguePaper The more I think about this the more I'm enraged. Every Premier League club have squads that could easily field matches against a lower league side but they still feel the need to push for our clubs to be penalised by ditching replays. Two fingers up to the non league hey?!

🤔 What do you make of the decision to scrap FA Cup replays from the first round proper onwards? 📸 Alamy

@sigrandy @BernMorley84 Having a massage!! Probably..

@BernMorley84 Where’s duds? 👀

Ladies and Gentlemen we are Radcliffe fc 🩵🩵🩵

@Scousebird I’ve been nil by mouth for 3 weeks in hozzy didn’t realise how many of them I ate that I can affect the economy! You are all welcome for my sacrifice!

The price of chocolate biscuits and crumpets has fallen in the last three months. And I’m here for it.