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@DavidAFrench Fine, then limit birthright citizenship to world cup soccer players, ping pong professionals, and european skijumpers. and maybe kenyan marathon runners. its not all or nothing dumbass.

JD Vance: "I don't know how anybody can say that ... a person, for example, who's pregnant and comes to the United States on a vacation, they have a baby and all of a sudden their entire family gets the benefits of American citizenship." How did soccer hero Folarin Balogun become an American? See below (from Wikipedia). There is but one conclusion to draw -- JD Vance supports the red card.

@swd2 I have no problem with birthright citizenship for world cup soccer, ping pong and skijumping. we need some kind of foreign legion for sports.

Just like you republican assholes can’t challenge his birthright citizenship.

@WajahatAli In that case we should expand birthright citizenship from world cup soccer to include ping pong, skijumping and those robotic camel jockeys that always win.

Thank immigrants and Birthright Citizenship for this AMAZING win by this gutsy USMNT!

@nosoupforgeorge In that case let's limit it to world cup soccer, ping pong, skijumping and bocce ball.

I love seeing the outpouring of gratitude for birthright citizenship following #USMNT's win. Diversity makes America great. 🇺🇸

@WarPigsChief he literally coached the team and you think he knows nothing?

I legitimately cannot think of anyone whose opinion I value less today than Gregg Berhalter.

@jared_shult We should just limit brithright citizenship to soccer then and expand to ping pong and skijumping

The USA is up 1-0 because of Birthright Citizenship

@harryjsisson Limit it to soccer, table tennis and skijumping then.

The USA won because of birthright citizenship

@jasonllevin It an open question whether to limit birthright citizenship just to soccer or to expand it to skijumping and table tennis.

The two U.S. goals in yesterday’s World Cup win were made possible by birthright citizenship and immigration. Remember that next time at a Sporting Event

@harryjsisson Let's compromise and limit it to soccer and ping pong, and maybe ski jumping too.

Birthright citizenship won the USA the game tonight!

@NathanHeadPhoto Canada and Mexico are junior hosts

Why is it called the ‘Canada, USA & Mexico World Cup’ if Canada and Mexico are hosting such a tiny portion of the games? 🇲🇽 13 games in Mexico 🇨🇦 13 games in Canada 🇺🇸 78 games in USA This is just the USA World Cup 🤷🏼‍♂️

@herotimeszero our 250th has been a disaster, but its also 106 degrees dude

Wow. Look at how many people came to Trump's State Fair. Everyone loves Trump- no wait, sorry, this is Obama's inauguration. These people despise Trump. My bad.

@WalshFreedom I'm fine limiting birthright citizenship to world cup soccer, marathon and weightlifting.

@nosoupforgeorge The debate centers around whether to limit birthright citizenship to World Cup soccer purposes or to expand it to ping pong and bobsledding.

If you criticized the Supreme Court's decision to uphold birthright citizenship, then you don't get to cheer for Folarin Balogun and USMNT today.

@juliaioffe It's an open debate whether to have birthright citizenship in the USA just for soccer purposes, or to expand it to ping pong and olympic bobsledding.

Pretty hilarious to be seeing this anti-birthright citizenship rage as we watch Flo Balogun rocket the US team through this World Cup.

@BillKristol I wonder if you should have met with the Iraqi team in their locker room after the game with France, washed their feet, and begged for forgiveness.

Has MAGA-world weighed in on Folarin Balogun's red card? On the one hand, the Golden Age™️ USA shouldn't take a bad decision by a foreign referee lying down! On the other hand, Balogun's a beneficiary of birthright citizenship, so he should be deported! A tough one for MAGA.

@PhysioOnSafari Senegal probably just learned the rules the night before in a hotel team meeting, so thats pretty good!

Never thought I’d see Pochettino singing country roads

@WalshFreedom Nobody likes him. But 50,000,000 is a problem.

He singlehandedly fucked up the economy. He’s personally enriched himself by billions. He singlehandedly fucked up the economy. He’s utterly desecrated the people’s house. He singlehandedly fucked up the economy. He started a stupid/illegal war. He doesn’t give a fuck about you.

@xriskology Plus his kid ordered a burger in a snobby sushi restaurant!

I don’t understand how any of these people are willing to show their face in public with this white nationalist mass murderer. Shameless.

@DemocraticWins Nobel peace prize if true

BREAKING: Under the leadership of Governor Wes Moore and Mayor Brandon Scott, Baltimore just recorded the fewest homicides in the first half of a year ever. This is huge.