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@mkainerugaba Do you pay tithe? General.

So do I Elon. So do I. Jesus Christ is God.

@moodafxxx This type be having pet Diamondbacks and inland Tipans in a green house bedroom

How can you not love women?

@ekiggundu @BbegMedia Is it the BBC legend? AK he was lethal that one! 🌚

...with the secretary. Next day, he went to Wapa's office and asked his secretary: "Are you having an affair with the speaker?" She just froze. Who is this journalist? @BbegMedia Hint: The story was published in one of the newspapers. bbegmedia.com/which-journali…

QUIZ He was a daring young journalist in the mid-1990s. One day, he received a tip that the then Speaker, James Wapakhabulo, was having a secret love affair with his secretary. For days, he shadowed Wapakhabulo.  One evening, he saw him entering a bar on Dewinton Road...

When attending an event, the law gives individuals the right to consent or decline to have their pictures or videos taken. - Gibert Ssettuma, Compliance and Investigations @pdpoUG. @NITAUganda1 #BeeraKuGuard #NBSUpdates

Someone said you will delete that post!!!! You need to make research before posting!!! Over 60% win rate ❤️ so take that and……. Someone complete for me 😂😂😂 #NRMPrimaries

@SandraNabasirye And where’s the legendary slay farmer planting chaos this evening?

Hey🥰

@thekaisymone Wow! you already find dating humans outdated? Tesla Model StrokeMaster?

I don’t like men no more but I’m not trying to eat no 🐈 either. They need to come out with a new gender. Or maybe I just need a Tesla robot & put a strap on it to fck me.

@MTNRwanda @MTNMoMoGroup help the lovers out! MTN Uganda lets one add a reason when sending money so I can say like ‘For your morning coffee’ or ‘Because you’re my favorite human.’ But Momo Rw? Just vibes and no explanation. Let us express our love properly! #LoveNeedsReasons

@m_muheesi Dubious 😅 its just business and they def won't reveal the sponsors

It’s very interesting how some women will show the things they got for valentines but won’t show the guy. Why? Dubious isn’t it ?

@dj_khurk You told her to do takeaway and she took it away😐

Fach some restaurant yesto, ordered food, ate till I was full and then jazzed the waitress to pack the rest. The babe never surfas back.

@blair_taremwa @m_muheesi

Why don't tailors ever tell the truth? Their 20 minutes are 2 days.

@KiaraDane2 Which Feetball club do you support?

Yacht day 🛥️🔥

@m_muheesi 😆kika

😂

@dj_khurk Kisoro🌚

Me as me that’s my final destination

@dj_khurk Oba am deh🫡

@Saint_Stephan Oba you first reappear😂😂😂

We have B.O.T exams on Friday 23rd August 2024 at Fundas. Come with your pens and calcs and you must be dressed in full school uniform. The Timetable will be out next week with the allocated Invigilators. Pass mark is 62. Prepare adequately. Mgt

@kgopotjo_lebepe Rwanda 🇷🇼 awaits you a well. Att. Lebepe

Please assist me in getting a Zambian tour guide. Please tag them.

@m_muheesi @RheesJamwa Lugazi as in???Silly😂😂apparently me I qualify to go for ISA

@Saint_Stephan @RheesJamwa See this lugazi guy now, These are big leagues man Don’t encroach

I can’t wait for the first time it rains and these guys have to play😂

@m_muheesi @RheesJamwa Feeling mob wanted as usual😐

@RheesJamwa Us we shall be de 😂😂

@rrainfo c/o DPort It is dubious how you leave Clients randomly hanging for one full hour from 1pm to 2pm! And every time someone complains about the issue then you have to remind them of the effort you're putting just makes your whole system radical🤮