justine wayne

Whoops! Shoulda taken the deal. Not so Proud now, huh Boys?

I joined twitter after @cornlog got into it when we were first married. RIP, gabe. Once old enough, your account will bring our kids smiles.

Still proud after participating in the March Saturday! Thank you @lsarsour, a great American leader & inspiration. #IMarchWithLinda

I stand unapologetically with @lsarsour because she is what Democracy looks like, and she is what Makes America Great. #IMarchwithLinda

@googlefiber I never got my shirt either... All the cool kids have been wearing them around town... :)

Sharks kill 5 humans annually on average. Hippos kill 2,9000 people annually: curiosity.com/playlists/shou… #SharkWeek

Sketching our garden ideas and researching seeds and soil types. #teamwork #chccs #fpgbleones #PBL @FPGBilingue

We had so much fun at the NC Botanical Gardens yesterday on our field trip! #fieldtrippin #fpgleones

So grateful for such great teachers at @FPGBilingue!

“@cornlog: My ex-wife always texts k instead of ok. No wonder it didn't work out.” Exactly ;)

@SamNLulasMa We apologize for this, Justine. This does not represent the customer service we expect from our associates

Dozens & dozens of friends on FB also disappointed, upset w @Lowes including clever @scottcmoesta first to ask if store was located in 1955

Or for acknowledging although I do have big boobs, I don't think they'll prevent me from getting this or any home repair task done @Lowes

I refrained from asking @Lowes employee where the penis goes in the dryer connecting process

"don't you have a husband or man who can do it for you?" @Lowes employee from 1955?

Durham @Lowes employee actually said to me when I was making sure I was buying correct dryer tube connecting parts & the 4 prong plug...

Canada, Oh Canada! now what when elections go badly? A shooting & dead babies in locker? Come on, you're not US, don't stoop to our level...

Durham's @PopUpChorus jumped onto your @YACHT deck and sang "come on over, over". Love this song! Thank you. youtu.be/WXyyTti4gNk

When we #InvestInKids we create best outcomes in educ, health & econ well-being for everyone in #NC. #first2000days

just rotated my queen mattress by myself, so I'm basically superwoman.