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The most intelligent life form on Earth is skipping towards extinction out of is own sheer stupidity. How do you like them bananas?

Hegseth pretends to know he doesn't know where this is going, but when he figures out what .@JasonCrowCO knows, he quickly shuts down. #DemsUnited

The question is: What's the orange turd brain gonna do now to reverse it? No levers left to pull.

Is this illegal?

@madmanx187 @donkoclock It's Pinky and the Brain

@donkoclock YES! BECAUSE HE IS JUST AS MUCH OF A CRIMINAL AS HIS BUDDY IN THE KREMLIN!!!

Fast Yes or No. 🚨 Did Donald Trump pocket the ballroom money donations. 👇👇

@RonFilipkowski That's actually great news. "Yankees go home!"

The toddler is mad.

@NotHoodlum As long as Republicans exist, America will be dead to the world

When Fox has had it with your BS …

@ViralReelAddict - (minus) 600%

Simple poll. Please be honest! As of today, how much do you trust Trump' team ? Α. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% Ε. 0%

@FBIDirectorKash You're so fired, you fkn tweaking drunk loser.

Come again? This FBI and DOJ with our DHS partners drafted and executed every search warrant today. But go ahead and take credit for our work while we smoke out the fraud plaguing Minnesota under your governorship.

Asks way more questions then it answers

One of Epstein’s victims said that Epstein kept an '8x10 framed photo of Trump on his desk. “Trump was his biggest brag.” Trump claimed he barely knew him. With the amount of pictures and videos of Trump with pedophiles, with women, with girls, he definitely was a platinum card holder. #DemsUnited #EpsteinTrumpCoverUp

@atrupar Why is anyone still indulging the orange turd??? #UnitedStatesOfMoronica

Trump to NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman: "You heard that question? With those beautiful ears of yours." (Check out how awkward Isaacman looks after Trump says this to him.)

As a vibrant democracy, topics of political debate in Israel range from "You're the Arab!" to "No, actually, it is you who are the Arab."

@AJEnglish Alternative legend: "Two can play this game."

THREAD 🧵 Russian oil is flowing through the Ukrainian section of the Druzhba pipeline after a months-long pause, allowing Hungary to lift its veto on a $105.79 billion EU loan urgently needed by Kyiv.

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Piers Morgan asked if I thought Donald Trump should go on Jimmy Kimmel’s show, and I reminded him that Trump is such a thin-skinned snowflake he refused to attend the White House Correspondents’ Dinner this weekend unless they agreed not to have a comedian. Watch ⬇️

47 smiled when he heard shots because his plan worked.

Pat Ryan served in the military. He knows a fraud when he sees one.

"In my life, I have watched John Kennedy talk on television about missiles in Cuba. I saw Lyndon Johnson look Richard Russell squarely in the eye and and say, "And we shall overcome." I saw Richard Nixon resign and Gerald Ford tell the Congress that our long national nightmare was over. I saw Jimmy Carter talk about malaise and Ronald Reagan talk about a shining city on a hill. I saw George H.W. Bush deliver the eulogy for the Soviet bloc, and Bill Clinton comfort the survivors of Timothy McVeigh's madness in Oklahoma City. I saw George W. Bush struggle to make sense of it all on September 11, 2001, and I saw Barack Obama sing 'Amazing Grace' in the wounded sanctuary of Mother Emanuel Church in Charleston, South Carolina. "These were the presidents of my lifetime. These were not perfect men. They were not perfect presidents, god knows. Not one of them was that. But they approached the job, and they took to the podium, with all the gravitas they could muster as appropriate to the job. They tried, at least, to reach for something in the presidency that was beyond their grasp as ordinary human beings. They were not all ennobled by the attempt, but they tried nonetheless. "And comes now this hopeless, vicious buffoon, and the audience of equally hopeless and vicious buffoons who laughed and cheered when he made sport of a woman whose lasting memory of the trauma she suffered is the laughter of the perpetrators. Now he comes, a man swathed in scandal, with no interest beyond what he can put in his pocket and what he can put over on a universe of suckers, and he does something like this while occupying an office that we gave him, and while endowed with a public trust that he dishonors every day he wakes up in the White House. "The scion of a multigenerational criminal enterprise, the parameters of which we are only now beginning to comprehend. A vessel for all the worst elements of the American condition. And a cheap, soulless bully besides. We never have had such a cheap counterfeit of a president* as currently occupies the office. We never have had a president* so completely deserving of scorn and yet so small in the office that it almost seems a waste of time and energy to summon up the requisite contempt. "Watch how a republic dies in the empty eyes of an empty man who feels nothing but his own imaginary greatness, and who cannot find in himself the decency simply to shut up even when it is in his best interest to do so. Presidents don't have to be heroes to be good presidents. They just have to realize that their humanity is our common humanity, and that their political commonwealth is our political commonwealth, too. Watch him behind the seal of the President of the United States. Isn't he a funny man? Isn't what happened to that lady hilarious? Watch the assembled morons cheer. This is the only story now." - Charles Pierce

@JamesTate121 The lesson, folks, is that the US surveillance state can be defeated with plurisyllabic words and proper grammar

He spoke in complete sentences with adult vocabulary. Trump and his base didn't understand most of it.