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I still think this is one of the best (and funniest!) articles I've had published (anonymous in case I ever had to interview again 😂) timeshighereducation.com/opinion/abusiv…

@hwinkler4real You're both legends.

The ORIGINAL: six days ago . BRuce looks pretty good to me . After 31/2 hours rocking and rolling

@EdwardM51080818 @SarahCactus1 Twitter is sometimes nice like that ☺️☺️

@SayingNiceStuff @SarahCactus1 I don't know who you are or why you ended up in my feed, but CONGRATS!

Ahem. *Taps the certificate* 💥

New commission 🧑‍💻📝

@TestingTime17 @gilescoren @Jan_Leeming Hic puer est Quintus. Quintus est puer Romanus.

@gilescoren @Jan_Leeming But is Caecilius in the garden?

Oh dear😢 @gilescoren is away so no weekend giggle. Hope he and the family are having a nice time wherever they are.

@stephenRB4 Well, This Is Awkward, by Esther Walker.

What was the last hardback novel you bought? 📚

@aliciaandrz 40? Pah. I raise you 44.

me to my husband: “I look old in this picture” my husband: “well you are pushing 40.” anyone in the Williamsburg area want to help me bury the body?

@sophiegrenham It's a flake that makes less mess.

Is a Twirl bar just a Flake with more oomph?

@gilescoren My cousin's wife is Malaysian and pointed it out excitedly when we walked past the other day. Hoping to visit soon. Between her recommendation and yours it sounds a sure winner.

Med Salleh: Malaysian street food so good I’ve been back eight times since it opened a couple of weeks ago… thetimes.com/article/d4752a…

Very lucky to have the Royal Free on our doorstep. Husband managed to slice his finger - much blood and drama. I finished cooking (🙄) and we headed to A&E. Just 2.5 hours later and we were back home, stitched and tetanus-protected, for dessert.

What an end to the bank holiday!!

My latest substack, to mark the start of the cricket season polpenter.substack.com/p/cricket-the-…

@james_xond We talked on the phone for hours, cackling loudly until our voices were hoarse.

People who were teenagers before social media existed… how did you communicate with your friends?

@JonTrevithick A tiger? In Africa?

Happy Easter. Did the Easter Tiger leave you a chocolate leg?

@rhyspyle1997 "J'aime les pêches!"

Has anyone ever heard of a television show called Muzzy? It’s about teaching people how to speak different languages.

@DominicFrancisF @TheRealJamieKay Indeed. Just one level down from a Viennetta.

@TheRealJamieKay Remember the song on the advert and am embarrassed to admit I felt slightly sophisticated when having this Ice Cream…

Does anyone remember this?

@TheRealJamieKay Yes, and the tune!

@SeasonDeeper @RachyCatMum You could pay extra for the one-hour service, but we never did because it was a waste of money 😢

Kids these days will never know the pain of waiting for pictures to be sent back.

@Amy_90_x I met him once!

Who remembers this little fella?

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