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@nypost All these animated Mario movies are shit

‘Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ review: It’ll make $1 billion — and it sucks trib.al/HaOPE1T

🚨 BREAKING: Blake Lively's sexual harassment suit against Justin Baldoni dismissed tmz.com/2026/04/02/bla…

@Vernonlynel @lambilydream It’s true! ❤️🪩🕺🐑

Nobody does remixes like Mariah

@DisneyScoopGuy @DisneyD23 This happens all the time- happened to me for Oogie boogie bash tickets several times! @Disneyland @Disney

It’s really sad that this happened to so many people trying to get @DisneyD23 tickets today

"After many years at Imperial Chinese we have made the difficult decision to close our doors. Due to rising operating costs and ongoing economic challenges, this was not an easy decision": westword.com/food-drink/sou…

@DenverChannel Now even job applicants are being arrested?! WTF?! Have you seen the grocery store prices? Even criminals gotta get a job now just to eat and meanwhile yall be hatin! @CommerceCityPD @CommerceCityCO 🖕🏻

Commerce City Police officials were baffled when a man with an active warrant and a long criminal record came to their office seeking a job denver7.com/news/local-new…

@GeneralMCNews No one’s demanding this

BREAKING: Americans across the country are demanding Matt Gaetz be made the new Attorney General.

@CBSNews What we want to know is why @Hersheys changed it in the first place? 2 ingredients chocolate and peanut butter- what’s so hard about that?

Hershey says it will shift back to classic Reese's recipe after backlash cbsn.ws/4dpxtAs

BREAKING 🇮🇹 Pope Leo XIV has become the first pope in 13 years to wash the feet of priests on Holy Thursday as Jesus did He is at the Lateran Basilica

@AsianDawn4 I’m from the USA and recently visited universal Studios in Osaka - I’ve never had issues EVER before at any theme park but at USJ I was too tall and or too fat- to ride most of the rides- will I have issues at Tokyo Disneyland?

🇯🇵 Best Disneyland in the world is Tokyo Disney because Disney doesn't own it. A Japanese company pays Disney royalties for the characters, but the park is operated and controlled by the Japanese. The Japanese are austistically obsessed with perfection, so if a Disney character is of European origin, you best believe the Japanese will keep it as European as possible. Visit La Taverne de Gaston in Tokyo Disney and you'll see what I mean when they try to keep thing as French as possible. Obviously, Japan doesn't have enough Caucasian women to hire as the princesses, but for everything else, it's not woke.

@Pixie1z Steamed rice and beans, with a diced carrot, and hot sauce

What is your choice?

@historydefined Muse de orsay museum The rest of it can kiss my ass- fucking rude people!

You're in Paris for the day. What are you doing first?

@SweetTexanRose I hope when this woman finally passes away that she leaves a lot of jokes in her Wil too

It’s April Fool’s Day! Here are some laughs for ya! 🤣 This guy and his mom are my favorite. 🤣

@_GirlSay It’s Called go fund me!

@bl0nded11 Listen billy porter- you can’t be anyone but yourself!

mariah carey is the most challenging singer to cover of all time

Be clear..If anyone who works for me (even if we're kool)trys to "april fool" me they are so fired.

@RestrictedDaily This was the 90s

In the 80s, the joke WAS Pat… and people didn’t hesitate to laugh at it. No filters, no fear, no second guessing. Whole different era. LIKE • SHARE • FOLLOW

The immense effort behind stop-motion is something AI can never truly replicate.

@HustleBitch_ “Horrified” Gimme a break/ they were doing what birds do gathering material to make a nest to lay eggs- everyone calm the fuck down!

🚨 DISNEYSEA GUESTS HORRIFIED WATCHING TWO CROWS EAT RAPUNZEL’S HAIR — MANY THINK THIS IS A WARNING OF WHAT’S COMING

@UniStudios Can we use our over-priced express ticket for this?

Big news! Introducing the Starway Slide - a new way to get from the Upper Lot to the Lower Lot. Opens April 1.