Script Trooper

@casaverde72 Trivialize. Normalize. Legalize.

Seinfeld no era una serie “sobre nada”. Era una serie sobre el futuro. Jerry, Elaine, George y Kramer eran el prototipo del adulto moderno antes de que el adulto moderno se volviera mayoría. Gente sola. Sin hijos. Sin matrimonio. Sin religión. Sin misión. Sin raíces. Sin legado. Solo departamento, café, citas, consumo, neurosis y conversaciones infinitas sobre estupideces. Y ahí está lo brillante: no te lo vendían como decadencia. Te lo vendían como comedia inteligente. Jerry hoy sería creador de contenido. Vive de observar la realidad, convertirla en chiste y monetizar su personalidad. No tiene jefe visible, no tiene familia, no tiene hijos, no tiene misión superior. Su vida es comodidad, rutinas, cereal, tenis blancos, citas desechables y reputación. Elaine es la mujer urbana moderna antes de Instagram. Independiente, profesional, sexualmente libre, siempre rotando hombres, siempre encontrando defectos, siempre incapaz de cerrar con alguien. No es presentada como tragedia. Es presentada como una mujer divertida, lista y “libre”. George es el hombre moderno promedio con ego alto y valor bajo. Resentido, inseguro, cobarde, envidioso, poco masculino, con estándares absurdos y cero capacidad real de convertirse en el hombre que las mujeres que desea elegirían. No es exactamente un incel, porque a veces tiene suerte. Pero su mentalidad sí es la del hombre frustrado que quiere más de lo que merece. Kramer es el adulto sin estructura. No trabaja de forma clara, no produce de forma estable, vive entrando y saliendo de la vida de los demás, sobrevive con favores, trucos, ocurrencias y algún ingreso fantasma. Hoy podría vivir de ayudas, reventas, economía informal o cualquier sistema donde no tenga que construir nada serio. Y lo más brutal: Ninguno construye nada. No hay familia. No hay sacrificio. No hay hijos. No hay patrimonio emocional. No hay comunidad real. No hay proyecto trascendente. Solo el yo. Mi cita. Mi incomodidad. Mi departamento. Mi café. Mi marca favorita. Mi problema ridículo. Mi neurosis. Eso no era “una serie sobre nada”. Era una serie sobre el individuo convertido en centro absoluto de su propio universo vacío. Y claro, estaba llena de marcas: Junior Mints, Twix, Snapple, PEZ, cereales, restaurantes, cafés, productos. Pero la propaganda real no era “compra esto”. La propaganda real era más profunda: consume, ríete, no te comprometas, no aprendas, no madures, no formes familia, no dejes legado. La famosa regla de la serie era “no abrazos, no aprendizaje”. Es decir: nadie cambia, nadie crece, nadie madura, nadie se redime. Perfecto. Porque ese es exactamente el adulto moderno. Un niño de 40 años con renta, citas, opiniones, ansiedad, consumo y cero dirección. Y aquí es donde hay que entender el contexto: Seinfeld nace desde una élite cultural urbana, neoyorquina, secular, irónica, neurótica, sofisticada. No necesitas inventarte una conspiración barata para ver el patrón. No fue una reunión secreta para destruir la familia. Fue algo más efectivo: una élite cultural exportando su estilo de vida como entretenimiento masivo. Y como nos hizo reír, bajamos la guardia. Hollywood entendió algo antes que muchos: si presentas la descomposición como tragedia, la gente la rechaza. Pero si la presentas como humor inteligente, la gente la adopta. Por eso Seinfeld sigue pareciendo actual. Porque no predijo el futuro. Lo ensayó. Nos mostró al adulto urbano sin propósito antes de que ese adulto llenara las ciudades, las apps de citas, los departamentos pequeños, los antidepresivos, los podcasts, los cafés caros y las redes sociales. Seinfeld fue el tráiler de una civilización cómoda, sola y estéril. Y lo más cagado es que todos se reían porque pensaban que estaban viendo una comedia. En realidad estaban viendo el manual de usuario del vacío moderno.

Sure. Then why did they bother looking into it? Wouldn't the whole point of the ISB making a big deal out of Andor to set up them persuing him as a fugitive? If he can just waltz in anywhere it just dumbed down and uninteresting. If he has to find creative ways to infiltrate it makes the story better. And yes, they could easily send his face and name to all of their high risk targets like military and otherwise.

@ScriptTrooper @CommunistJojo Dictatorships are made up of lazy humans just like every other type of government. Also you STILL didn't answer the question. There are literally TRILLIONS of people in the SW galaxy. How is every imperial officer going to know every single fugitive? It's impossible.

In season 1 of Andor the Imperial Security Bureau discovers who Andor is and deems him a fugitive. In episode 1 of season 2 Andor is just chilling in an Imperial facility and no one cares.

The Force Awakens brought in $2.017 billion at the box office. 11 years later The Mandalorian and Grogu brought in $224.2 million when adjusted to 2015 numbers (reverse inflation). To put this in perspective, TFA made $248 million in it's North American opening weekend alone.

@FAN590 @JDBunkis The organization created this culture of pandering. Like you said, Shanny couldn't wait to kiss all their asses even after they lost. Until that changes they will be forever losers.

"This market's biggest insecurity is, at times, they feel as though they're part of the problem... What drove me crazy about Marner's departure was that he played into it." @JDBunkis reflects on Mitch Marner's time in Toronto and his exit from the Maple Leafs.

@Valestrider @ImperialBase That’s a cop out for lazy writing.

@ScriptTrooper @ImperialBase Code switching is literally how the CIA operates btw. You -do- just wear the right uniform and move like you belong. People operate on a default of complacent trust in a status quo that has not been disrupted.

“You just walk in like you belong.” “They're so fat and satisfied, they can't imagine it… that someone like me would ever get inside their house, walk their floors, spit in their food, take their gear.”

@Remnicore_ This just makes it better 🤣.

I’m shocked he liked this post, but the fact that he did so without leaving a reply tells me he read my post, agreed with my bullshit “criticism” of Andor, and hit the like button without ever realizing that I was making fun of him for being a dumbass. Incredible stuff.

Leafs fans dunking on Vegas and Marner after saying making the CF would validate the core 4 just a year ago. 🤦‍♂️

@Arktik_Foxx @qualterscameron A massive flaw? So anyone could have destroyed it. So basically it’s all shitty and lame so who cares right?

@ScriptTrooper @qualterscameron The empire is so dumb they built a massive flaw into the Death Star because it was in the blueprints lmao

Tony Gilroy HATES STAR WARS! 👇 youtu.be/XN9j1_hnFF4?si…

@delmoi @CommunistJojo Okay. I'll break it down. In a dictatorship they don't treat fugitives willy nilly and do everything they can to make them dead. Comparing that to a republic of independent states is dumb. Got it?

@ScriptTrooper @CommunistJojo You didn't answer the question.

@SheevTalks @StarWars_Cringe Go on...

@ScriptTrooper @StarWars_Cringe You need to think more deeply about what’s actually happening, why it’s happening, and how that thematically ties to the narrative. There’s a pretty obvious logical reason why this is able to happen that feeds into the central ideas of the show.

@SheevTalks @StarWars_Cringe So you like a character saying a line and then the writer can just have him do things easily. What a compelling show.

@M0000npie So the ISB showing his face was for funzies and meant nothing to the story.

@ScriptTrooper This is the Isb looking for him. He is on a regular military installation. You are expecting a random test facility to memorize the faces of millions of criminals so they can recognize one guy who showed up to fly a fighter.

@terrythatiam @BlueJays As in sell mode before the trade deadline.

@ScriptTrooper @BlueJays You have this fetish for corporations selling off their properties, huh. They’re not selling, just as Disney is NOT selling Lucasfilm either. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@StlllWest It's over. In fact it was over before it began but hopefully Schneider gets fired.

Blue Jays next 5 series are against the Red Sox, Cubs, Astros, Rangers and Mets. Whatever the outcome of those series will most likely decide the season for the Jays. It’s time for the Jays to wake up.

@StarWars_Cringe Lazy writing celebrated.

This is what happens if you don't watch the show closely.

@usanewshq Making eye contact is flirting to virgins.

Sydney Sweeney will flirt with any man who talks to her I have never seen anything like this before

@predator467 He didn't watch Star Wars.

Qui Gon is dead and he's telling Luke to go to see an alive Jedi master who was one of the leaders of the Jedi who basically helped with the training of every Jedi by extension. How anyone sees this as an issue is beyond me.