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As I have always said, If you have a problem with menstrual blood, then just date a man. Women menstruate it is not news. And sometimes, mistakes will happen. If you think this little blood messes up your car, then wait till she has to push a baby out in the car while you are stuck in jam rushing to the hospital, you will see real blood. And if she had a heavy meal before labor begins, Number 2 will actually come out before the baby. So this is nothing lads. As long as you are straight and love women, then terms and conditions apply.😉 abakyala bazira.

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@MwambusyaL @madebyiragaba Love 😂😂😂

@madebyiragaba Stopped going to Kyadi the day I almost finished some muscular guy because of a Hun😂🤣

You be at Kyadi Spot a hun alone Kumbe the man is standing in the pork line 😂

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@TheTermites2003 Joseph 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

Who's your Most Valuable Player Season 5?

@sinovuyo001 Me 10

Who can honestly say they've had the same phone number for the last five years??

This morning, my bestestestest friend, Alex Edith Busingye Amooti Nyakabwa, left this world for the next. She was only 74 years young. I feel a deep sense of loss and relief: loss for the passing of an amazing friend and human being; relief because Amooti has rested after a long and exhausting battle and knowing that wherever she has gone, it’s a better place. Amooti has been in a coma for almost seven months. The pain of seeing her in that state was, to me, unbearable. I felt she needed to rest. Yet I always loved seeing her breathing. Even when it was clear there was no hope of her regaining consciousness, I still hoped that against all the odds, she would bounce back to life. In her very rich and fruitful life, Amooti triumphed over many things. This singular illness was not the worst, or so I wanted to believe. I met Amooti when I was only 13 or 14 years because she was the mother of my closest friends at Nyakasura School, Walter and Wesley. People like her are the ones who, through the way they treated me, helped me cultivate confidence because they showed faith in me. I want to give this testimony because if I have been able to be anything, it is because of the love people like her have extended to me. And for Amooti, her role in my life was exceptional and unprecedented. There was, deep inside Amooti’s personality, a welcoming loveliness that was so beautiful. Amooti and I became the bestestestest friends in the world on the first day of our meeting; it was love at first sight. From our first meeting, I would always visit her and we have marathon conversations lasting hours on end: me a teenager, her a mother to my friends. I would confide in her my deepest fears and anxieties, share with her secrets I would not even share with Walter and Wesley or my own mother. As I grew in age so did the love, affection and respect between us grow and blossom. Her children: Walter, Wesley, Ingrid, Edgar, Pearl and Beverly became my siblings. Whenever someone dies, the question that comes to my mind is: of what value have they been: to family, to friends, to community? On that score, Amooti lived a very satisfactory, meaningful, purposeful and productive life. She has left a legacy that inspires, humbles and awes everyone who knew her. I will write about this in a lengthy eulogy. And for now, I would like to say that Amooti represented the nobility of the human spirit. She had, in great abundance, three great qualities: largeness of mind, kindness of heart and boundless generosity. She made everyone, young and old, rich or poor, male or female, literate or illiterate, of high or low rank feel recognized, appreciated, seen, heard, felt, loved, care for. When her husband, Vincent William Kwebiiha Akiiki Nyakabwa, died in 1991 leaving her six young children, Amooti rose to the occasion. She took on the responsibility with the energy, enthusiasm and passion only her could assemble. She took all of them through the best schools and set them on the road to professional and career success. Few women left alone with such a esponsibility have been half as successful. Amooti triumphed because where others see problems, she saw opportunities; because where most people in difficult situations lose hope and become despondent, Amooti found inspiration and motivation to work hard and to overcome even when all the odds were against her. Amooti was great because she saw possibilities in everything, because she was forever an optimist, and most critically because he believed in the goodness of others. She saw herself in other people, and because of that, she made those who met and interacted with her, develop goodness in their hearts.

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@roxie_ug @ShamimNambassa @RonaldBalimwezo The only people in politics I am happy for are these two Big congratulations

Ladies and gentlemen, The day is tomorrow. Let’s turn up in big numbers to vote and support these leaders.

@ShamimNambassa Up coming MP 🥳🥳 love this for you her excellence

We have been declared after putting up a big fight

@genoeric1 @irumanyika This is valid

@irumanyika Many educated people see academic achievement as success itself and, as a result, may look down on those without formal education. Those who are less educated often concentrate on building wealth and tangible results, because that is where their opportunity lies.

Why do some people with less education rise with incredible sucesss, while others with degrees and phds struggle to make an impact?

@apuuli_ @kirya_ug Well said

@kirya_ug Molly katanga is more sick than him. She's still alive and recuperating steadily in luzira. Let criminals be where they are supposed to be.

What will happen if he dies in prison?

@nssfug What does it take to earn this interest Two years of no earning the interest why

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What happened to the smartest kid in your class?

@donbrians @SpireJim @Airtel_Ug we just need one person who is capable of bringing another telecom with good services to out compete them otherwise @Airtel_Ug behaves this way bse of less competition in the market and we are crying but they dont care

@SpireJim @Airtel_Ug @Airtel_Ug, must you wait for someone to come to X to get your attention??? I think we have had some similar stories, and the treatment is always the same. This is not good at all!

At the funeral, my other brother’s phone was stolen. He hadn’t saved his password or NIN anywhere on the phone. The following day, all his mobile money was withdrawn and the thief even took a loan, which he is now required to pay to @Airtel_Ug with accumulating interest. There is no way his details could have been accessed without an insider in @Airtel_Ug, or else @Airtel_Ug is that easy to hack and therefore not safe. Demands for refund met indifferent ears of @Airtel_Ug, only insisting: Report to Bugoloobi. How safe is customers’ money! Why isn’t @Airtel_Ug bothered! And this is not an isolated case!

@LAtuhaire1234 @birungi_winfred @YosamElvis @SpireJim @airtelmoneyug @Airtel_Ug your ignorance is underrated mann

@birungi_winfred @YosamElvis @SpireJim @airtelmoneyug @Airtel_Ug Ur sister stole herself

I stopped using @airtelmoneyug pay in my business because of the so many fraud cases within Airtel, I would wake up to balance, only to find they have deducted 200k plus, not once not twice. @Airtel_Ug @airtelmoneyug please better find solutions to this.

Am I the 4sshole for refusing to give my Fiancé's sister food when she came to visit over the weekend? (A thread) My fiance's elder sister came over to our house this weekend with her kids. She called me while she was an hour away saying she and her kids were on their way to our house. I was suprised because we had even spoken two days ago on WhatsApp and she hasn't made her intentions known that she was coming over.I was in the kitchen prepping my ingredients that I intended using to make egusi soup and poundo yam in the evening…..

@SpireJim @Airtel_Ug @BOU_Official @UCC_Official We are coming Lost more than 4m to the same incident yesterday

Dear @Airtel_Ug , will you say/do something, or you are still stuck to your arrogant indifference? If you don’t respond by end of tomorrow, we are starting the campaign on Thursday. All other victims get set 📢📢📢 @BOU_Official @UCC_Official

This is one of the craz!est story i’ve read actually😮🤦‍♀️ Check thread 👇