《👋Splottdad🦻》 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇵🇸✊☕🎈

@ArfurSmith @DrNostromo Sykes & Pichot must be spinning in their graves!

Remembering a great line from the brilliant Linda Smith “the problem in the Middle East is somehow or other OUR oil has ended up under THEIR sand. “

@TetchyBitch @tyromper Seconded! ❤

@tyromper He is a veey handsome lad with a lovely smile and i hope you both have a wonderful day

🚨 I interrupt your doom scrolling to give you a quick smile from my son Kingston. He just had Kindergarten photos taken & is very proud of them! He asked if he could change into more "HAMSTER (how he pronounces handsome)" clothes & take more pictures!! We told him there's people that get paid to do that for a living called models. He said, "Then I'll be a model one day!" 👑 ❤️ Go back to doom scrolling now & have a wonderful day! 🤝

@MaiaDunphy I'm ringing Esther Rantzen & Childline!! 😘

Ah the aul’ frozen bowl of cereal. A classic of the genre! 😜

@NevilleSouthall Bore da, Nev 🙋☕🏡 Happy Wednesday 🥳 Have a great day 👍

Good morning everyone have a wonderful day You never give in You never give up So don’t stop now Keep going Everyday is a step towards your future You can make it what you want Just go for it No fear ❤️❤️❤️💙❤️❤️❤️

@TetchyBitch Took in the People's History Museum (a fave), Salford Museum & Gallery, Whitworth Gallery, Manchester Museum and several cafés! Very enjoyable for an old codger.

@MadelaineLucyH @TetchyBitch Must be why I talk to you then?! X

In a disturbing twist, I'm heading north for work for a bit. If anyone is bored and wants to make a new friend, I'm 5ft 7 so you will look petite and delicate in photographs

@Frances_Coppola Notably absent from that photo!

Sheep.

@TetchyBitch @MadelaineLucyH Can confirm ... just back from 3 days in Manchester. People talked to me, and I'm horrible. 🙋☕

@MadelaineLucyH I'm Northern and can fully confirm that the North is bloody amazing. You'll have a great time. Don't forget to chat to people on the trains or randomly in queues. We do that sort of thing a lot. Will help you blend in.

@Splottdad That too.

She's gone full MAGA.

I’ve decided to return today! Will be in the big Tesco in Wigan at 12 signing Bibles

@AndrewMorganRCT Infantile, semi-literate, twaddle. The rantings of someone who can only perceive getting HIS (not Americas) way by bluster, threat and bullying. Not fit to manage a McDonald's, let alone a once great nation, now devalued by his stupidity ... 🤡

🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

@NevilleSouthall Nos da, Nev 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿💙

Goodnight everyone sleep well If you’re thinking of giving up Don’t you fucking dare God knows who much we desperately need you here Your a light You’re a wonderful human You’re needed Your what this earth needs now Keep going ❤️❤️❤️💙❤️❤️❤️

Schrödinger's Trump

I could watch this all day long… She takes NO sh!t 💪🫶💪🫶💪

Trotter's Chandelier Cleaning Company. Est 1982. "A smashing service, with no catches!" - get your T-shirt with free UK delivery HERE >>> buff.ly/ADjaDZR

Jesus was here.

She taught them the hardest lesson of their’s life smoothly and back to work like nothing happened. - @NeverteIImeodd

@MaiaDunphy I'm going into the handcart business, my lovely. Trade predicted to be brisk ... 👿 xx

That special place is hell is getting less exclusive by the day isn't it? They're going to need a new wing.

@paullewismoney @Dawni_Q @Moneybox @BBCRadio4 Lots.

Why am I showing you this? All will become clear @moneybox starting just after midday @BBCRadio4 but you must wait til the end to find the answer! Meanwhile - and don't look it up - how many of these to the pound then?