Will E Eckerslike - Covid & Climate heretic.

@ThrillaRilla369 Shit house - coward

To be truly fluent in English, you must know your shits Dogshit: Very poor quality Bullshit: Not true Horseshit: Nonsense Apeshit: Rambunctious Batshit: Insane Chickenshit: Cowards Ratshit: Poor quality No shit: Obviously Holy shit: Unbelievable Hot shit: Very good Dipshit: Total dumbass Tuff shit: Take it or leave it. Jack shit: Nothing The shit: Perfection

@TheGriftReport Shoplifter at Waitrose.

If Angela Rayner wasn't an MP what job would she have?

@GeorgeCochrane1 One careful owner. (The other 5 didn't care). Never been raced or rallied. Has done the occasional 3 day event. Got the odd age related hoof marks on the seats, there's a distinct odour of manure and old sugar lumps in the glove box. First to see will buy.

"Wut?"

@KirstyT75 @Amy_90_x Happy to oblige. First thing that came to mind, to be honest. Don't know what that says about me, or my misspent youth. 🤔

@Still2Northern @Amy_90_x I was looking for a response like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Boot sale utter filth 🧐🧐🧐

@GeorgeCochrane1 4 Star at 17.5p a litre !!! But I think I might chance my arm with the 2 Stroke Toilets, if Brenda still works there.

Avenger, Hillman Avenger 2 door GT... RESERVED! (AND a tank of 4 star)

@GeorgeCochrane1 Hans and Gunter were incorrigible practical jokers. This was their most elaborate yet, fitting a boot to Heinrich's VW Golf.

Today's Caption Competition 1 - There is no prize 2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses

@AdoreCelebsUK "When you have nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, or diarrheaaa"

Carol Vorderman.

@latestinspace "Houston, we have problem, the high tech space toilet isn't working, it won't flush" "OK copy, have you looked at what's stopping it?" "Yes Houston, we have. It looks like the leg from a Victorian billiard table, god knows how it got up here, but nobody is admitting anything"

#BREAKING 🚨: Artemis II astronauts are now reporting a bad burning smell emanating around their toilet

@BasilTheGreat Canada 🇨🇦 surprised, not.

Every single Police officer who indulges in something like this should be fired

@maniaUFO If Artemis II is halfway to the moon, and I am on earth and therefore twice as far away from the moon as Artemis II. Yet .....

NASA: We’re halfway to the Moon... At the time of posting this, the Artemis II mission is about halfway to the Moon. When the astronauts arrive, they will conduct a lunar flyby and collect scientific observations of the Moon’s surface. Credit: NASA

@BenGrahamUK Costs for repairing potholes. £48,174 could have repaired - Small quick fix: ~£30 - 1600 repairs Typical repair: ~£70–£150 - 320 repairs Larger/permanent repair: £200–£400+ 120 repairs. But this what the people of Hounslow really need, right 🤔

£48,174. That’s how much Hounslow Council spent on a single rainbow crossing, the most expensive in England. Meanwhile, councils claim they’re struggling to fund basic services. Is this a justified expense, or a complete waste of taxpayer money?

@fcmad1960 @JamieMagill5 I was privileged to see him play in his prime. An outstanding player who carried an average team for years to levels they wouldn't have otherwise reached. Which one these isn't a major trophy. 2 x Premier League: 93, 94 3 x FA Cup: 83, 85, 90 European Cup Winners' Cup: 91

@JamieMagill5 Robson was HUGELY overrated. Never won a major competition for club or country. Just don't get the love.

They must have inserted Bryan Robson in invisible ink 🤔

@SartorialThug That is the sort of affront to decent cultured British people that can result in serious civil unrest on the streets. Unforgivable.

Sickening pictures of the bag of guns left on the street near Sadiq Khan's house.

@TrumanShowLive @BowesChay Because it is so simple and is in plain sight. Very sad. But I do feel that change is in air. 🤞

@Still2Northern @BowesChay Indeed. A tactic that has never failed. It is sad that only so few of us can see.

Their private jets, yachts and fleets of limos won't stop. None of them will go cold, hungry or spill a drop of their families blood, That's a privilege reserved for you. The ordinary Tax Cattle. You and your families will pay. In Blood and and Treasure for their big game.

@HeadingtonNews @ClarkeMicah I suppose if I'd have said 'Railway time', or 'standardised time' instead of GMT. Considering BST didn't exist prior to 1916, it's a moot point with a historic clock.

@Still2Northern @ClarkeMicah You said, "One for GMT and one for local time". Originally the extra hand would have shown GMT all the time, but it can't during the summer any more.

@ClarkeMicah I wonder how this clock copes with British Summer Time x.com/Still2Northern…

@HeadingtonNews @ClarkeMicah I didn't !! You mentioned the black hand and GMT. Please look at the original post again.

@Still2Northern @ClarkeMicah I understand that. But you said in your original post that the black minute hand shows GMT, which it patently doesn't

@HeadingtonNews @ClarkeMicah But that's the point. The black minute hands shows local time, which, as Bristol is to the west of Greenwich, is 10 minutes behind.

@Still2Northern @ClarkeMicah Well yes, obviously at the clock change last weekend the red minute hand would have been pushed forward an hour. I was more worried about the black hand showing GMT, as it would be impossible to push it forward one hour and ten minutes

@TrumanShowLive @BowesChay panem et circenses. (bread and circuses). "Give them bread and circuses and they will never revolt". It has been population control 101 for millenia.

@BowesChay And no one gives a shit. As long as they can sit in front of a TV after work, they are happy.