Will E Eckerslike - Covid & Climate heretic.

@thesundaysport Anyone and everyone with even a passing interest in politics knew Mandleson was a wrong 'un years ago. This goes way beyond poor judgement from Starmer.

@HutchElle @nationalpost @JoeC4281 It would appear so.

@Still2Northern @nationalpost @JoeC4281 We have returned to the dark ages.

Ontario man dies of MAID after being assessed outside Tim Hortons nationalpost.com/news/ontario-m…

@nqatpod Men's team bus. Women's team bus. Backroom staff team bus. Legal team bus.

It’s why City were posting AI slop photos of a heaving parade - empty af, as usual

@HutchElle @nationalpost @JoeC4281 That would be funny if wasn't so close to the truth. What has western society come to ?

@nationalpost @JoeC4281 "Give us your tired, your sick and your poor... So we can "euthanize" them and harvest their organs for profit." Sincerely, Canada.

@RealBababanaras 100% guarantee against re-offending.

Meet Adam Abdul Hamid and Mohammad Ashraf, muslim migrants from Pakistan They are charged over 6 hours gang r*pe of a 12 year old Christian girl in Sydney, Australia The girl remained in a coma for four months due to their heinous act What punishment should be given to them ?

@GeorgeCochrane1 Well Tony, what did Mavis score ? With her 9 nine darts she scored 292. That's smashing, super, but it's not quite enough to beat the Verger's 309. Unlucky Mavis, you've won nothing but, here's your BFS......Bus Fair Home. But look at what you could have won.

Today's Caption Competition 1 - There is no prize 2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses

@David90shaw But I thought the 'grown ups were in charge'.

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer is officially a dead man walking. Former minister Jess Phillips just publicly confirmed that the Labour mutiny is completely unstoppable. She stated Starmer will be ousted from Number 10 even if Andy Burnham actually loses his upcoming by-election! There is absolutely no escape plan left. His own party is going to drag him out of office no matter what happens. The Prime Minister is trapped in a collapsing government, and his former ministers are openly laughing at his chances of survival. The absolute state of this party! 🇬🇧📉

@maniaUFO Retirement age will be increased to 475.

How can that be possible?

@thesundaysport "Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"

Just tried to wash off a red stain that had appeared in the paintwork of my front door. Friends, it was the reflection of my car.

@SartorialThug A fine example of gentlemanly concern for vulnerable neighbour. Your commitment to civic duty does you great credit.

During this heatwave I like to pop round to my neighbours to make sure they are ok. Especially the well upholstered one at the end of the lane whose husband is away playing golf.

@SartorialThug A round of applause when a player goes off on a stretcher, that's it, that's all it ever was. Game's gone.

A "guard of honour" during a football match when a player is subbed? Utter nonsense. Give him an extra few seconds to wave goodbye to the crowd and get him off. Shambles. An absolute shower. A guard of honour? FFS. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

@fesshole If you get a scythe you'll got to buy a long hooded black cloak as well.

Using a garden strimmer makes my hands go white and numb from the vibrations. I'd like to buy a scythe but the neighbours will think I'm a psychopath.

@thesundaysport @JoosyJew At least one of those cops should have been tasked with battoning that screeching harridan. Jesus !! what a racket.

@JoosyJew Has anyone set it to the Benny Hill theme yet?

I expected this to become a little tiresome after the hundredth viewing. Turns out I was mistaken.

@SartorialThug @mrmarkdolan @trussliz One can always tell a gentleman by his shoes. Mark, treat yourself, and invest in some of this.

@mrmarkdolan @trussliz FFS

This happened 🔥

The result football needed. Hull City have just saved the EFL months, if not years, of being dragged through the courts with endless legal arguments costing £M's.

@andy4makerfield @AndyBurnhamGM You are not a Mancunian. You are a fraud, a scouse cuckoo clothed in borrowed Manchester cachet.

What’s @AndyBurnhamGM listening to on the campaign trail? 🤔

@hotahotasa45082 Brace yourselves Japan. Once you open the gates to the barbarian horde it only gets worse, and the end is always the same. Remove them all NOW, without mercy, or face the same fate as Europe.

Japan Mr. Kamiya, the representative of the Sanseito party, said: "The recent surge in shrine fires is abnormal and tragic. I will pursue this in the Diet. Japanese shrines are important cultural heritage sites with a history of 1,000 or 2,000 years, representing the very inheritance of a long history from our ancestors." There are few political parties in Japan that are pursuing this "frequent fire" issue. Do you think this should be thoroughly investigated, people from overseas?

@thesundaysport @ScotNational It doesn't matter if one is tweeting nonsense, drafting the blurb on a cereal box or writing for an esteemed publication such as the Sunday Sport, standards must be maintained.

@ScotNational *fewer Also, no they haven't.

Transgender people have been left with 'less rights' following the publication of the UK equalities watchdog’s guidance on single-sex spaces, an advocacy group has said 🗣️ 'We will keep fighting this discriminatory approach'

@thetimes How much did Eli Lilly and Company pay you for this Advertorial ? Distasteful and pathetic from the Times and Sunday Times, once both respected world wide for their fearless journalism, now reduced to nothing more than copywriters for Big Pharma ad campaigns.

In four years, millions of people have taken GLP-1s for weight loss. But many patients are now reporting other unexpected health benefits. Julia Belluz talks to the experts

@NormanBrennan @UKLabour This what he really said. "You can tell him now, we're still fighting for this seat and he's got to go to Makerfield and get something. And I'll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat them. Love it."

Burnham says I’ll summarise everything with 3 words “I’m for oss’ Not sure what that means sounds Bollox to me!!🤷‍♂️ I’ll summarise everything I feel about @UKLabour & the pain & misery that they have caused in 3 words; “I’m Fucked Off’👇🤷‍♂️🙄

@benonwine Because numbers and little sun stickers just aren't scary enough. YOU WILL BELIEVE IN CLIMATE CHANGE

We shall all perish in the blistering inferno. Smouldering birds shall fall from the sky. Trees shall burst into flame. All that is green shall wither and die beneath a burning crimson sky. Traffic reports will warn of melting roads and collapsing motorways as the heat tears the country apart. Children will cry in supermarket aisles as ice cream shortages spread nationwide, with empty freezers standing like monuments to civilisation’s collapse. The rivers will shrink. The earth will crack. The air itself shall shimmer with fire and smoke. Well that’s what the Mainstream Media will have you believe anyways! 😅😂🥵