Stone Slade

This TV Guide page was one of my favorite promo pieces from the show. #ModernDads

@brgridiron Dude runs a faster 40 than any other future used car salesman.

Diego Pavia becomes the first Heisman finalist since 2014 to go undrafted

@hinds_mela61795 Are you asking about her now or from her hooker days?

How would you rate her as a First Lady from 1 to 10?

@AGPamBondi @PamBondi @TheJusticeDept

Today @TheJusticeDept sued the state of Minnesota for allowing boys to play in girls’ sports and use girls’ locker rooms. This DOJ acknowledges biological reality and we refuse to let high school girls be subjected to this treatment. It’s not only unfair — it’s deeply inappropriate and dangerous. Proud to partner with @SecKennedy and @EdSecMcMahon on this important litigation.

@Hamilton_DPOY Whoa… that’s not even a forehead. More like a 1 or 2 head.

I am bald now and Maxx Crosby ISN’T a Raven. What has my life become

@AharonPhx @MatthewGolden_ Overpaid IMO… has been great off the bench, but still unproven as a starter. He did really good with that contract.

@MatthewGolden_ That's all they paid him? He needs a better agent. Way more valuable.

God Will , blessing my boy 🙏🏾

WTH @Lowes We bought a stacked washer/dryer that you delivered 12/7 and your delivery drivers damaged our home. Now it’s MARCH and you STILL have done NOTHING to resolve this issue. Next step is hiring a lawyer.

@CubbieBlood @MicahhParsons11 Bears still suck 😂

@MicahhParsons11 Bears are going to cook you fa - g - ts!!!!

We’re back …. 🫡

@QMegaTrump 100% F(uck) this guy… and all the pedo protectors around him. 🖕🏼

JD VANCE is considering running for PRESIDENT. What are the chances you’d consider him in 2028? A. 100% B. 75% C. 50% D. 25% E. 0% Everyone better answer this one correctly☝️!!

@RightScopee Stain

DESCRIBE PRESIDENT TRUMP USING ONLY ONE WORD…

@DrewThomas24846 @sehlinger3 Preseason #1 ranking by the media… definitely more embarrassing to pretend you’re a top 5 team when you literally hadn’t played one good team this season. Frauds exposed 🤘🏼

Best season in 30 years & they still can’t beat big bro 😂🤘🏼#PoorAggies

@QuesoStream @sehlinger3 Still in the league pulling a check 😂 Cope harder little aggie. Frauds were exposed last night!

@sehlinger3 How’s that NFL career going for you? 😂🤣

@aggielady1970 @sehlinger3 And already have been to the SEC championship and CFP more than the aggies 😂 sit back down lil bro. 🤘🏼

@sehlinger3 Who is big bro? Ya'll just got in the SEC.

@realDonaldTrump Yea… and Trump already pardoned his preferred coke dealer.

To all Airlines, Pilots, Drug Dealers, and Human Traffickers, please consider THE AIRSPACE ABOVE AND SURROUNDING VENEZUELA TO BE CLOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY. Thank you for your attention to this matter! PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

@Konapupp @Milajoy @AGPamBondi Comprehension isn’t your thing is it?

Pam Bondi (@AGPamBondi), Trump could not be clearer. The POTUS is telling you to charge them. Shock the world and DO IT.

@Milajoy @AGPamBondi Quiet Piggy 🐽

@Vinod_r108 @realDonaldTrump And you are in India 😂🖕🏼

Don’t forget to get a copy of my son Eric’s book, “UNDER SIEGE,” which is breaking records everywhere. It’s a phenomenal book, that’s a must read for everyone—Congratulations Eric, you deserve it!!! a.co/d/7oPyLF5

@zachary_brener @MicahhParsons11 Viqueens fan 😂🤣

@MicahhParsons11 0 for how many super bowls your gonna get

Should I go 0 or 1!

"With over 35,000 studies published in the last decade, the evidence is clear: cannabis is no mystery. It's time for evidence-based discussions about its therapeutic potential and the impact of legalization." - Stone Slade, High at 9 News 🌿📚 #CannabisResearch #HighAt9News

@HalieyWelchX Spit on that thang! 💦