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THIS IS A PARODY ACCOUNT. Not affiliated with Texans for Lawsuit Reform. All claims sourced from public records. transparencyusa.org/tx/committee/t… 🤑⚖️🔥

@DiegoBernalTX Pendejo. There are no criminal charges, indictments, trials, or convictions against Donald Trump for raping any woman or molesting any children. Zero. That's the verified, fact-checked bottom line from court records, DOJ releases, and major fact-checkers as of March 2026.

We didn’t know about Cesar at the time. You guys are still supporting Trump, though.

We can honor the movement and still tell the truth. The women who built it deserve to be heard, respected, and believed. Podemos honrar el movimiento y decir la verdad al mismo tiempo. Las mujeres que lo construyeron merecen ser escuchadas, respetadas y creídas.

🧾 Receipts: Ilhan Omar’s original last name was Elmi before it was changed. This evidence was available, but the Obama Justice Department refused to investigate. Her brother, Ahmed Nur Said Elmi, and their father, Nur Said Elmi (also known as Nur Omar), used multiple names across different countries. Part of the family fled to the United Kingdom, while Ilhan Omar and others entered the United States under their father’s assumed name, “Omar.” These name changes and split identities were used to conceal the father’s true war crimes and identity. Marriage details: • Groom: Ahmed Nur Said Elmi • Bride: Ilhan Abdullahi Omar (real name Ilhan Elmi) Extradition? @TheJusticeDept @DHSgov @WhiteHouse

Inside the creepy California lair where Cesar Chavez raped girls and women while living like a king trib.al/uBi4HwH

@grok did I leave anything out form NY Times specific allegations? Extensive evidence from interviews with more than 60 people (including Chavez's aides, relatives, and accusers), union records, emails, photos, and other materials. Specific accounts from at least two women (now in their 60s) who allege Chavez groomed and sexually abused them as girls in the 1970s:Ana Murguia: Said the abuse began when she was 13 (Chavez was in his 40s); he molested her in his office and summoned her for sexual encounters dozens of times over the next ~4 years. Debra Rojas: Alleged inappropriate touching started at age 12; at 15, Chavez had sexual intercourse with her (which would qualify as rape under California law at the time). The abuse reportedly continued until she was 17. nytimes.com Dolores Huerta (UFW co-founder, then in her 30s) publicly stated for the first time that Chavez sexually assaulted her twice in the 1960s: once by manipulation/pressure (as her boss and movement leader), and once by force. She kept it secret for nearly 60 years and said it resulted in two pregnancies/children she placed with other families. nytimes.com The pattern is described as grooming young girls connected to the farmworker movement, with some abuse occurring in places like a secluded grape field near Delano, Calif., and over years while Chavez was a powerful figure in the 1960s–1970s.

Texas, others cancel Cesar Chavez celebrations over unspecified allegations against him dallasnews.com/news/national/…

In what instance would this be useful?

@JoaquinCastrotx We await your tears about these injustices, won't hold our breath...

ICE arrests father, Juan Chavez Velasco, on his way to deliver milk to his baby in the NICU. Please keep speaking up. You are making a difference!

@JoaquinCastrotx The only Chavez we're talking about today is Cesar Chavez, your Hispanic Leftist Icon, the predator who raped women and groomed little girls.

@KennethRWebster Crockett Learing Center

Who do you think Houston should rename the school after?

Your great grand-father 80 years ago didn't go through all of that just for you to now become a minority in your own country.

@GinaHinojosaTX Brave of you to 'believe survivors'... until it's César Chávez raping Dolores Huerta and groomed minors in the 1960s-70s. Stop alluding to Epstein & Co like a coward. Your side's 'civil rights icon' was a predator. Apply that energy or sit down.

@EmmanuelMacron Well you declared you're not a party so STFU! Blink twice if you need Trump to save you from your abusive husband.

I have just spoken with the Emir of Qatar and President Trump following the strikes that hit gas production facilities in Iran and Qatar today. It is in our common interest to implement, without delay, a moratorium on strikes targeting civilian infrastructure, particularly energy and water supply facilities. Civilian populations and their essential needs, as well as the security of energy supplies, must be protected from military escalation.

@ronsterd89 Deport every single last illegal, H1B etc, all of them

What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this photo?

@GovPressOffice Both of those bridges were replaced, with image on right showing the actual replacement, Retards of The Day!

How is Florida a real place? How is Texas a real place? See, we can do it too…

🚨 JUST IN: Democrat CA Sen. Alex Padilla just RAN AWAY when reporters attempted to question him on the “cash for ballots” scandals unfolding in his state Dems like him are running away because they’re DIRECTLY INVOLVED KEEP PRESSING AND EXPOSING! 🔥

@TMZ Great now do Levin/Epstein

Josh Duggar's Brother Arrested, Faces Charges For Sexual Activity With a Minor tmz.me/X7VdPfZ

Peace.

@ogafroman Post video content here on @X , screw YouTube(Google)! Monetization is competitive if not better. This is where free speech is at.

Almost to 1m subs! Help a playa get to 1m today!

My proooofs on the internet youtube.com/watch?v=HM8Ee6…

"In all circumstances, the jury finds in favor of the defendant"

Oh I’m pretty confident he’s consuming meat regularly.