Christopher Kelley

@TheAuthorGuy Looking forward to the Cheese mentioning butt hook add-ons in the next Noir book!

Rudy: Can I come to the island? NotoriousSexTrafficker: Uh, well, we have a limit on how creepy a client can be. You can have a Dersh over the skivies hand job by the boat driver. He only has one hand, so you'll need to specify, because it's extra for a hook in the poop chute.

Make people stop talking in movie theaters. #savehollywood

I joined the upcoming Heart Flash Fiction Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Jan 12, 2025! @WritingBContest #flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter Join the Battle and Learn More writingbattle.com/join-battle

@FilmNewsNos @KirkThatcher @WilliamHMacy @FozzieBear @MissPiggy @TheMuppets @MatthewLillard @MelBrooks @zachbraff @sarahchalke @nbc @KermitTheFrog @GonzotheGreat @hensoncompany @KirkThatcher did we see you in a cameo rushing out of the steam room?

🎬📺 MOVIE HISTORY: 22 years ago today, November 29, 2002, the TV movie ‘It’s a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie’ debuted on TV on NBC! #TheMuppets #WhoopiGoldberg #DavidArquette #JoanCusack #MatthewLillard @WilliamHMacy #MelBrooks #ChantalStrand #Kermit @FozzieBear @MissPiggy

I joined the upcoming Autumn Short Story Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Oct 20, 2024! @WritingBContest #flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter Join the Battle and Learn More writingbattle.com/join-battle

@thisone0verhere You are describing my Matrix reality. I buy a physical book because I’ve always wanted to read it. Then, after a strange feeling 10 pages in, I investigate a series of clues only to discover the truth…it’s in my DIGITAL library…I READ IT THREE YEARS AGO!!!

A haunted house but it’s just a bookstore full of books you can’t remember if you’ve already read or not

@ScribnerBooks @StephenKing Mr. King got me reading again when I was 14 and had given up on books.

Calling all constant readers! We’re marking #StephenKingDay by kicking off the first of 7 (yes, 7!) sweepstakes – each offering a story collection SIGNED by @StephenKing! First up: King’s newest collection #YouLikeItDarker. This signed first edition is in mint condition. To enter, leave a comment about the book. Good luck! @Skdotcom_news No purch nec. US res only 18+: STARTS 9/21/24-ENDS 9/23/24 Subject to Rules: bit.ly/4d5M4gs

@TheAuthorGuy how many crappy queries did you write, and what was your first “successful” one?

I joined the upcoming Autumn Short Story Battle with writers from around the world. Get Ready to Battle on Oct 31, 2023! @WritingBContest #flashfiction #writingprompts #writerslife #WritingCommunity #writersoftwitter Join the Battle and Learn More writingbattle.com/join-battle

@slashfilm “Cricket? You gotta know what a CRUMPET is to understand CRICKET…”

Which #TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles do you prefer: animated or live-action? 🐢

@raybradbury I don’t recall the name of the original story, but “From the Dust Returned” is one of my favorite books!

Can you name this Bradbury short story from the opening line? Drop your answer in the comments. #RayBradbury #OpeningLine #ShortStory #Trivia

Someone fell in love with me in Boston. youtu.be/hixjbiKJuSQ

ICYMI: Our new literary magazine, PROMPTED, launched this week 🚀 It features award-winning stories from @Table16, @cjeromewrites, and ten other wonderful writers. Grab a free copy for your weekend reading: blog.reedsy.com/creative-writi…

If you have an Audible subscription, this classic Bradbury collection, read by the great MacLeod Andrews, is now included with your membership!

Twelve fantastic tales. One was written by me!

Looks like @screenjunkies wants to reboot my favorite @adamconover show!

As @raybradbury turns 102, I just finished LONG AFTER MIDNIGHT … with probably the best narration I’ve heard of his work. “The Utterly Perfect Murder” affected me in a way that took me by surprise — not the story’s twist, but the emotions it stirred. Isn’t that just the best?

Ten years ago! @ShadowDogProd began shining his light on me. With a fantastic shirt.

Here, in the second row. This was before the show. @neilhimself and Victoria had a minuscule conversation about looks and podiums. He read stories. I didn’t cry. Much.

@ReedsyHQ picked my story as the weekly winner, and it wasn’t an April Fool’s joke! There were so many great stories this week; I am still in shock! blog.reedsy.com/short-story/oe…