The Ratman

BREAKING NEWS🚨: A deadly fungus that "eats the human body from the inside" is spreading rapidly across the planet.

@NightSkyToday Finally

@NASAAdmin The Orion drive has been born

NASA is building SR-1 Freedom, a nuclear electric propulsion spacecraft, launching to Mars in 2028.  We are proud to announce this during the 250th year of the United States, the mission’s name reflects the spirit of American innovation and exploration.  This mission will bring America’s nuclear power capabilities to space and deliver the Skyfall payload of Ingenuity class helicopters to explore the Red Planet.     Nuclear power and propulsion will be the key to undertaking crewed missions to Mars and exploring the outer solar system.     Space Reactor-1 (SR-1) Freedom will make the next giant leap and accomplish a key component of President Trump’s National Space Policy, bringing nuclear to space alongside @Energy.

@NASA @ENERGY So an Orion drive has finally been made

NASA is advancing nuclear power and propulsion in space to accomplish President Trump’s national space objectives. With SR-1 Freedom, launching in 2028, we will demonstrate nuclear electric propulsion and deliver SkyFall helicopters to Mars. In collaboration with @Energy, these capabilities are key to future missions to Mars and beyond. A new chapter of deep space exploration begins. 🚀

@NASA Why not recycle the ISS for the moon base?

We've announced a series of transformative initiatives to achieve America's National Space Policy, reflecting upcoming opportunities for world-changing science and discovery. Learn more about our plans for the Moon, Mars, and beyond: go.nasa.gov/3PG9mDv

@EckhartsLadder I can guess what that guy is gonna do next

> be me > Chad moves into neighborhood > wife won’t stop watching him drive by on his motorbike > she makes me watch all his movies and shows > even my kids love him > get drunk and finally confront him one afternoon > get beat up in front of my kids > selectively edit the tape > everyone finds out > wife leaves me and takes kids > his face outside my window everyday

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…

[they] must tell

> need high skill workers for a dangerous job > set wages unreasonably low > lower than Starbucks > no one applies > “see, Americans are too LAZY, we have to import workers” > import cheap labour > and their families Take profit

@FromKulak Bro CIA is a Mossad branch

Wait a minute… Israeli leadership killed in Tel Aviv… major AIPAC donors dying young… Tucker and ex-CIA exposing JQ Is the CIA leaking Israeli targets to Iran, killing porn moguls, and backing the based right to cripple Israeli influence behind Trump’s back?

@dissidentwest U know who's doing it

You mean to tell me oil infrastructure across the entire planet is being taken out at the same time and it's all just one big coincidence?

@TukiFromKL Art of the deal?

🚨 so let me get this straight.. this morning Trump announced he's halting attacks on Iran.. someone made $1.5 billion trading on that news 5 minutes before the announcement.. and now tonight.. the Pentagon is weighing deployment of airtroops to Iran.. so the "peace" that someone made $1.5 billion off of.. lasted about 12 hours.. the pause was never peace.. it was a window.. long enough for someone to collect.. short enough for the war machine to reload.. they halted the attacks just long enough for the markets to move.. and now the troops are going in anyway.. you're not watching geopolitics.. you're watching a trade.

@rushicrypto Thw great consumption

So… we’re basically slowly being trapped so we will soon be starved and unable to go to work or pay our bills…then what? What happens THEN???

Why are Princess Diana's files closed until 2082 ???

Lol I knew it would blow up but not this much this quickly, if it keeps up at this pace I’ll throw in a couple more to increase odds

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@TheJ9747 Ur uber cooked.

please don’t tell me it’s like this. i’ve given up on having any friends in high school and i keep telling myself “university will be different” please please don’t say this, it’s a new pasture, we’ll make so many friends please😔

@maggot_sergeant @LyrosHazard Cool. Those of us too weak would rather sell our souls to a wife subscription service. In your final moments be strong for our souls are willing but the flesh is weak

@TheTrueConsumer @LyrosHazard I would rather eat a bullet than talk to a fake person

We don’t.

It has come to my attention that The BBC just aired a show portraying a character who sends FOI requests to the Home Office accusing the govt of covering up stats as an extremist. That’s literally my work as an FOI journalist. This is propaganda.