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@TimParsa
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A No Kings protestor, they are literally spiteful mutants



the greatest accomplishment of the Soviet Union wasn’t partially domesticating the ape-like soviet peasant into something resembling literacy, it wasn’t spaceflight or even defeating the German invasion… it was secularizing central asian muslims.

Instead of the Federal government focusing on mass deportation of illegal aliens, & mass incarceration of criminals - as it was elected to do, even if that means working with badly run States - it is engaged in a war with Iran over the territorial anxieties of a foreign nation.

“If we don’t deal with the Israelis, then this thing will just keep going. Unless we restrain them and tell them you’re done going on the offense, and if you continue to conduct strikes without running them by us, then we’re going to start taking away parts of your defense system. That’s the only way to restrain them in my opinion. We can’t just ask nicely anymore because every time we do, they say okay and then continue striking anyway. We are doing the heavy lifting in this war while also funding their defense. The only way out of this is to restrain the Israelis and force a shift toward diplomacy.” @joekent16jan19



Paralyzed gang-rape victim, 25, dies by euthanasia after yearslong fight for right to die trib.al/teJF9TN


🚨 BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance Officially CONFIRMS that Rep. Ilhan Omar Committed Immigration Fraud: “Ilhan Omar definitely committed immigration fraud against the United States of America” The VP says the White House is going to “go after” Omar for these crimes. “What are the legal remedies now that we know she’s committed immigration fraud? How do you go after her? How do you investigate her? How do you actually build the case to actually get some justice for the American people?” Vance also calls for a probe into Omar’s knowledge of rampant Somali fraud in Minnesota: “She has been at the center of a lot of the worst fraudsters in the Somali community.”



Cuadra por cuadra... tardará un poco, pero quedará hermoso.


@ZachZelle out of $35 billion invested into Seed + Series A startups in 2025, Miami ranked #9 in the nation overall and #4 in Fintech (carta). 2026=more to come!