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@viviennelaw_x Are you still working?

Happy Easter from Brisbane ☀️🐣

@katijacortez Oh yes ❤️❤️

Hand in your pants yet?

@GabbyEx253 Cockstiffening

@AusPoll6 Goes to show at least 5% of the population shouldn’t be able to vote

Who is to blame for rising petrol prices? 🇺🇸 Donald Trump: 61% 🇦🇺 Anthony Albanese: 14% 🟡 Both about equally: 16% ⚫️ Neither of these: 5% ⚪️ Unsure: 4% RedBridge/Accent | 23-27 Mar | n=1003

@tanya_plibersek What about the pokies??? Or does that hurt your voters too much???

We all know someone who has been hurt by gambling. We’re determined to make sure a new generation doesn’t grow up thinking it’s synonymous with sport. That’s why we’re cracking down on ads, banning players from taking part in campaigns, and targeting harmful online betting.

@katijacortez ❤️ now I’m intrigued

@Tips2Win Samantha 💯

Just got a HBO max subscription so I can watch sex and the city for the 81662828 time

@AlboMP The smoking and poker machine lobby’s must be too powerful to worry about them. Totally corrupt

NEWS: We’re cutting gambling ads on TV, radio, online and on the field.

@psyclaw Good vague response ….. you should be prime minister

@Tips2Win Open your ears n eyes.

Allie Langdon on a Current Affair IMMEDIATELY criticising PM message. “He gave no details; didn’t say if we’ll run out of fuel; gave nothing we didn’t know; it was just a fireside chat” No. He gave 2 VIP details: 1. This will last for months. 2. The next months won’t be easy.

@antoinette_news Absolute embarrassment

Albanese’s 3-minute address to the nation had peak this should've been an email energy. Felt like that bloke who insists on locking in an urgent meeting, shares his screen, and says ... essentially nothing

@AlanBixter Useless waffle as usual. Utter embarrassment

He's talking about tax, fuel, and "the Australian way." Okay - we are fine. Good luck UK and US - I doubt you guys are getting the same speech.

@PiperJackson_xx Nice spread

💚💚 No message required. 💚💚 xx💕xx

@John_On_Climate @Ryandally08 That’s a lot of Jerry cans. Are you sure?

@Ryandally08 That’s because dipshits like you have panic bought, and all the fuel is sitting useless in people’s extra jerry cans.

@MiaSarahMeet Off, sexy lingerie

On or off? Which is better?

@MiaSarahMeet Can’t wait to get my hands on you

@Tips2Win 😈😈

Sitting pretty

@tscandy56_AU ❤️❤️❤️

@tscandy56_AU What a load