Two Way Hard Eight

Nobody: Me: I’ll show you! I’m going to gamble at all of the casinos on The Strip in one day! Will I make it? Will I win big? Will I regret my life choices? Follow along here! #Vegas

@StripStumble I got 14 of these during my last trip 😡

VP you cruel bitch.

@DineDrinkJohn Smokey and the Bandito or Pineapple Player

Help me name this: 2oz mezcal 1oz Stiggins Fancy Pineapple Rum 1oz lime juice .25 oz simple .25 oz orgeat 6 dashes of Angostura

Same goes for Vegas

@laurict “I’m on a seat on a train on a track on a bridge on a lake” just doesn’t have the same ring as “I’m on a boat!”

I’m on a boat! OK, it’s not a boat, but I’m on a train that floats! Well, it’s on a bridge that floats. Whatever. The Mountain is out.

Downtown Las Vegas is not as cheap as it once was. However, it still offers an overall better value than the Strip. vegasadvantage.com/why-downtown-i…

@MtM_Vegas 😬

What say you? Yay or nay on the newest Vegas casino carpet? #cadencecrossing

@TheVegasVice Always the mini 🤣

The ‘match a jackpot’ feature really might be my least favorite type of bonus to hit on a slot machine 🙃

@teeye123 Nice. I really like hitting up different casinos so the LVA coupons are always a good excuse!

@TwoWayHardEight I did a very similar coupon run on Christmas Eve. I went Strat, 4 Queens, The D, Plaza, and Circa. Turned some free plays and a few match plays from LVA into $150. Skipped The Grand and El Cortez because it was raining...and they both now suck.

Time for a good old fashioned coupon run! Follow along here for all the sordid details! First stop, Ellis Island! Home of $9.99 steak special and construction walls! Won $16.25 off my $15 freeplay and lost my $10 matchplay. Got one away from the All during my roll!

Guys…… 3rd handy at Chandy.

@James_Tierney Wow, you’re getting all the birthday luck I didn’t get on my trip lol

BABY’S SECOND HANDY AT THE CHANDY

@James_Tierney @TurbulenceToo @BauerPauerHauer @libsyn Did Guy’s AYCE brunch last trip, it wasn’t bad. Decent diner food, nothing special, but a great value. Other than the full breakfast plate, the other plates I tried were relatively small portions so order a bunch

🚨 ✋y EPISODE DROP 🚨 We preview the upcoming Birthday Spectacular. This is the second drop in a row that I talk too much. I hope you get more @TurbulenceToo & @BauerPauerHauer next time. EP18P1 - Bud Heavy Party Deck EP18P2 - Too Much Liquid @libsyn: directory.libsyn.com/shows/view/id/…

@VegasDelUK They were great, first time I’ve had them, perfect start to the meal

@TwoWayHardEight Looks awesome - how were the pani puri?

Less than 4 weeks and I’ll be back in Vegas - got a table booked at Gymkhana, anyone been yet?! Can’t wait to compare to the OG

A Canadian man faces animal cruelty charges after police accused him of breaking in to the flamingo habitat at the iconic Flamingo resort on the Las Vegas Strip early Tuesday morning, injuring birds and taking one back to his room. PHOTOS: lvrj.com/post/3714936

Cosmo.

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The final episode of Bettor Life 2.0 has been published. THANK YOU to everyone who supported this show and made me and Eric feel like it was 2019 all over again.

Happy National Blackjack Day! Our paid Patreon members just received the lowest minimum bet for 3:2 blackjack at all 64 Las Vegas area casinos that deal it. We survey the North Strip and west and south locals casinos in March. Support our work here: patreon.com/VegasAdvantage…

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@TheBettorLife I wouldn’t know 😭😭😭

It's nearly March and we still have machines freezing up at $1200