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@VeryBrexitProbs NATO isn't a handout - it provides security for the US too - mainly by stopping conflicts before they happen. And it wasn't one big bill that the US had to pay for those who didn't. Some didn't chip in enough, but that was at the expense of NATO strength, not US money.

MAGA: “Europeans are freeloaders! We pay for NATO. We pay for everything! We’re leaving.” Europeans: “Okay. Cheerio.” MAGA: “We’re packing up! No more handouts. You’ll be screwed without us.” Europeans: “I’m sure we’ll manage. Bye then.” MAGA: “Better start learning Russian. You won’t last 15 minutes without us. You’re a bunch of pussies!!!” Europeans: “Still here?” MAGA: “We’ve got 300 aircraft carriers and 10 gazillion rockets and space lasers! You europoors still have cannons!” Europeans: yawn in French, go for three-hour lunch. MAGA: “USA! USA! USA! You’ll beg us to come back!!!” Europeans: order a second bottle of Chablis.

@mjfree Don't know if there's any truth to this, but Dems are projected to destroy Reps in the mid-terms. If that happens, Trump will definitely face impeachment.

@WhiteHouse Trump doesn't understand NATO is a defensive alliance - not designed to join illegal invasions.

“NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!” - President Donald J. Trump

@srkntnyldz There's an hierarchy among Asians... Chinese are on the very bottom of that ladder.

Hong Kong’dan kalkan uçakta yan koltuğuna oturan Çinli kadını gören Japon yolcu, gördüklerine inanamadı. Çünkü kadın, uçağa biner binmez ayaklarındaki ölü deriyi panik halinde soymaya başladı; kopan deri parçaları yere dökülürken, en sonunda aynı eliyle burnunu karıştırdı 🤢 Kapalı bir alanda yaşanan bu umursamaz davranış, izleyenler için adeta travma seviyesinde rahatsız ediciydi 🤮

@Kittenwaffin So much for the tip. Oh wait...

Always so uncooperative 🤦🏼‍♀️

@dom_lucre Not to be racist, but I've met a lot of Koreans in my life. North or South, I wouldn't hire any of 'em.

🔥🚨BREAKING: This job interviewer exposed a North Korean hacker who was applying for a job as an IT worker by asking him to simply say “Kim Jong-un is a fat ugly pig.”The candidate hesitated, and looked at the camera in daze as he remained silent refusing to say this simple sentence. The process is simple: “Ask the suspected impostor to insult the country’s dictator Kim Jong Un, given that insulting him is illegal in the country and can result in harsh punishments. While this is a well-known strategy, we rarely see real-life examples of it working in real time.”

@Sharpchick747 @TrumpGirlLove Does feel really fake. She's holding a phone recording ... he's calm, but acts like a camera isn't there. She's not upset ad wants a divorce. Just doesn't seem realistic.

This is epic! This lady caught her husband on Tinder. She pretended to be someone else, and after two weeks he drove two hours to meet his catfish , it was his wife! 🔥

@smith_fred31736 @RedWavePress Wire transfers to Iran weren't possible due to international restrictions. The money came from a US fund used settles legal disputes.

@Wfbennett72 @RedWavePress So why did he give them this UNTRACEABLE amount of money in CASH rather than a wire transfer??? Hmmmm???

President Trump: “I terminated Barack Hussein Obama’s Iran nuclear deal that was a disaster. Obama gave them $1.7 billion in cash, green, green cash. Took it out of banks in Virginia, D.C., and Maryland.” “All the cash they had flew it by airplanes in an attempt to buy their respect and loyalty, but it didn't work. They laughed at our President and went on with their mission to have a nuclear bomb.” “His Iran deal would have led to a colossal arsenal of massive nuclear weapons for Iran, and they would have had them years ago, and they would have used them. It would have been a different world.” 
“There would have been no Middle East and no Israel right now, in my opinion.”

@skquest2 @Danyixia Negative reinforcement doesn't work with dogs.

@Danyixia 这种小时候没怎么打，狗是一种不断会试探你底线的动物，小时候打好一次一辈子都会规矩

中国四川省，狗狗误咬主人被狠狠教训。

@Danyixia Now ya know why the dog is mean.

@ErrorGramatica Florida has the most toll roads of any state in the US. People slap mud on plates to run tolls. Or with a trailer, bend plates as if a curb "accidentally' bent it. Speeding is one thing, but Florida is just screwing people with outrageous tolls on roads paid for 100 times over.

En Brasil, tras recibir decenas de multas por exceso de velocidad al día, un hombre decidió arriesgarse y desarrolló un método bastante inusual (e ilegal) para ocultar su matrícula.

@DesireeAmerica4 I use nearby low-income apartment dumpsters. Nobody knows who lives there. For environmental stuff (paint / batteries), I ACCIDENTALLY leave in the Home Depot parking lot after buying mulch. They dispose of it properly. Be a conscientious grifter. : )

This dude thought he could just unload his truck full of garbage and and drive off. ​Instead, police caught him on camera, plastered his truck everywhere, and just locked him up. PDs are finally cracking down. ​Have you ever caught someone dumping? 😏

@memegatherer @sari_myg68379 It doesn't stand for anything. The original name was "IEEE 802.11b Direct Sequence" and rebranded to a catchier name to promote sales. "Wi-Fi" was arbitrarily selected in reference to the company Wi-Fi Alliance that created it.

@sari_myg68379 Wi-fi does not stand for "Wireless Fidelity", it doesn't stand for anything.

@Rail_splitter1 As a Florida republican, there was a time I absolutely would've voted for Rubio as Prez. But he should've resigned immediately after Trump's White House tirade at Zelenksy. At this point, Rubio can go to hell. No way I'd ever vote for that schmuck.

“We just told Zelensky the guarantees won't kick in until he does what russia wants.” This is the Secretary of State of the United States telling the victim of aggression that it must do what the aggressor wants. Never forget. Vote them all out.

@TheFieldOf68 If he doesn't get fired, every player on that team should transfer ASAP.

Fred Hoiberg on Nebraska having 4 players on the floor for a crucial late play against Iowa: “Put that one on me. It was a miscommunication and I’m the head coach. Put that one on me.”

@XavierEaly105 @TNTSportsUS I don't think so. There's a famous high school game where everyone fouled out except two players. I think the rule is only "up to 5", but nothing about less. Of course, who would be stupid enough not to have 5 if they can... oh wait.

@TNTSportsUS Is it a rule that 4 players cannot be on the court? I truly don’t know . If it is it’s on the team for sure but how do the refs justify that?

@masculinepath04 Not enough sleep or exercise - obviously. But I'm calling bs on the porn. Some porn keeps ya regular when the wife isn't around, and have no problems when she is. Take that from a mid 50's dude married for 20+ years.

A doctor who treated men with erectile problems for 20 years revealed what slowly destroys men's sexual health. He said, “Most men damage their sexual health without even realizing it.” Every man should read this...

@confusing_wot @grok Eat healthy and exercise? Nah, I'll just take ultra-skinny drugs. Ah, good choice. BORF!!!

@gofishh77 To be fair, I absolutely would've slowly merged too just to put the fear of God in the jackass. But that was a bit much.

This is nuts! The elderly man doesn’t like a motorcycle passing on a double yellow lane highway and uses his vehicle to show it. He ended up getting 15 years in prison for this. I wonder if he cares now.