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Only conservatives can be dumb enough to believe that government healthcare isn’t possible because they were told that by people who receive government healthcare.

@DecodingFoxNews I swear to God if I have to hear him say, “Person. Man. Woman. Camera” one more time…….

My sister just called me to ask, “Is Trump dead?” I told her it’s a rumor and that he’s probably playing golf. I have no doubt he’ll subject us to another 95 minute press conference filled with deranged ramblings about pens, water restrictors, ‘sir’ stories, ballrooms and lies.

Days like today really make you think. What would be the funniest way for him to die? There are soooo many. At the top is during a press conference where he’s talking about how healthy he is and how doctors have never seen anybody so healthy. He just farts and drops dead.

@Milomuffin20915 @NotAvgLiberal “Is we winned yet?!”

@NotAvgLiberal Voted for tRump 3 times? That's a special kind of stupid.

You knew who Trump was the first time you voted for him Tom. You Own This Shit.

@mercedesschlapp LOL!!!! That dumb motherfucker don’t know how to play chess OR checkers. GTFO. At best, that bitch is playing Candy Land.

President Trump plays chess, not checkers. And the results are showing in real time.

@DecodingFoxNews She went to college with somebody who later went on to work with someone who is Somali. Does that count?

@WokeMustGo Do you read minds? Do you actually think she knows anyone who is Somali?

Rachel Campos-Duffy said no one in the Somali American community publicly said that they were ashamed of the fraud committed in Minnesota. Back in Dec. the PBS News Hour featured Ahmed Samatar, an academic and advocate for Somali Americans, who said exactly that.

@Acyn Me many friends. All friends. Me like eggs. Eggs cooked. Eggs not cooked. Night night now.

Fetterman: I have warm relations with many Democrats. But I also have really great relationships with members of the other party. Like my dear friend whether it's Katie Britt or Dave McCormick

Yeah he was in his 30s and looking for tail.

@Acyn I heard he loved it so much he went nine days a week.

White-Cain: Many people don’t know about the upbringing of President Trump. He went sometimes three times a week to Saturday and Sunday school.

@SecMullinDHS @POTUS @DHSgov Why do you walk so gay?

For 49 days, the Democrats have held our DHS employees hostage with their political theatre. It has to stop. Grateful for the leadership of @POTUS and the great men and women of @DHSgov working every day to keep Americans safe. We’re continuing to fight for you.

@LoomerUnleashed @EdKrassen @krassenstein Wait, hold on!!! Do you mean I popped that champagne for nothing?????

Ed Krassenstein (@EdKrassen) and Brian Krassenstein (@krassenstein) are using their large platforms to spread the false claim that President Trump is at Walter Reed Medical Center. Many leftist accounts are now repeating the same lie. In reality, President Trump is working in the West Wing right now. The Krassenstein brothers are awful people.

@Oct7NeverForget @MikeHolden42 If anything, Trump is cooler than Jesus. If Jesus was cool, he wouldn’t have ended up on that cross. I’ve never seen Trump up on no cross.

🇺🇸 Trump: “On Palm Sunday, Jesus entered Jerusalem — crowds welcomed him, praised him, called him king. And now they call me a king too. Can you even believe that? I mean, I’m basically a king. And yet I can’t even get approval for a ballroom. Incredible, right? A king. If I were a king, we’d be doing a lot more. I already do a lot, a tremendous amount, but I could do even more if I were a king.” — How has he managed to stay out of the psych ward for so long?? — He’s not hiding at all!

I don’t want to start anything, but do we have any confirmation that the Covid vaccine isn’t responsible for whatever’s going on with Trump right now?

@MacFarlaneNews @MeidasTouch Cut him some slack, he’s dead!!!!!!

Another day without a public appearance by Trump. Another day he won’t have to answer questions about his firing of Pam Bondi

@Nostre_damus But then after that, they’ll get ten. But that is it!! Unless, of course, they need more time. Just let us know what’s best for you guys.

Trump says if Iran doesn’t open the strait in 48hrs then he’s going to give them 5 more days

@johnrich And then he rose from the dead like a zombie. But not like a “I eat brains zombie”, that would be silly.

Around 2,000 years ago, Jesus Christ allowed his own creation to torture Him to death, so He could be the final sacrifice for all of mankind. Thank you, Jesus🙏

Just remember, whatever is going on with Donald Trump right now, it is absolutely the fault of Joe Biden.

@WajahatAli Give Trump a break, he’s dead! Either that or they’re testing his brain for the fourth time in the past two years which is totally normal.

What is Trump doing to bring back or find the US pilot?

@NotAvgLiberal Probably figuring out how to spin a lie out of whatever the truth is.

Anyone else want proof the fucker’s not dead? The White House is being awful quiet.

We’re like a year away from them taking the livers of homeless people who have been asleep longer than three hours.