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@zdoks @ohryansbelt @raastapopoulos Lol I wouldn't use my talents for that. Funny thought nonetheless.

@WorkWithMarcus @ohryansbelt @raastapopoulos :D Can you do that video though? I have no idea how they make such mods.

Delve, a YC-backed compliance startup that raised $32 million, has been accused of systematically faking SOC 2, ISO 27001, HIPAA, and GDPR compliance reports for hundreds of clients. According to a detailed Substack investigation by DeepDelver, a leaked Google spreadsheet containing links to hundreds of confidential draft audit reports revealed that Delve generates auditor conclusions before any auditor reviews evidence, uses the same template across 99.8% of reports, and relies on Indian certification mills operating through empty US shells instead of the "US-based CPA firms" they advertise. Here's the breakdown: > 493 out of 494 leaked SOC 2 reports allegedly contain identical boilerplate text, including the same grammatical errors and nonsensical sentences, with only a company name, logo, org chart, and signature swapped in > Auditor conclusions and test procedures are reportedly pre-written in draft reports before clients even provide their company description, which would violate AICPA independence rules requiring auditors to independently design tests and form conclusions > All 259 Type II reports claim zero security incidents, zero personnel changes, zero customer terminations, and zero cyber incidents during the observation period, with identical "unable to test" conclusions across every client > Delve's "US-based auditors" are actually Accorp and Gradient, described as Indian certification mills operating through US shell entities. 99%+ of clients reportedly went through one of these two firms over the past 6 months > The platform allegedly publishes fully populated trust pages claiming vulnerability scanning, pentesting, and data recovery simulations before any compliance work has been done > Delve pre-fabricates board meeting minutes, risk assessments, security incident simulations, and employee evidence that clients can adopt with a single click, according to the author > Most "integrations" are just containers for manual screenshots with no actual API connections. The author describes the platform as a "SOC 2 template pack with a thin SaaS wrapper" > When the leak was exposed, CEO Karun Kaushik emailed clients calling the allegations "falsified claims" from an "AI-generated email" and stated no sensitive data was accessed, while the reports themselves contained private signatures and confidential architecture diagrams > Companies relying on these reports could face criminal liability under HIPAA and fines up to 4% of global revenue under GDPR for compliance violations they believed were resolved > When clients threaten to leave, Delve reportedly pairs them with an external vCISO for manual off-platform work, which the author argues proves their own platform can't deliver real compliance > Delve's sales price dropped from $15,000 to $6,000 with ISO 27001 and a penetration test thrown in when a client mentioned considering a competitor

@zdoks @ohryansbelt @raastapopoulos LOL instantly thought this too. Well done!

@ohryansbelt @raastapopoulos These two comments sound like that viral video “GenZ boss and a mini, trench coat and a secret stash,…” should make one like: YC Company and a fraud 30u30 and a prison … With the convicted companies lol

@Heretorule77 @ohryansbelt It's a bad comms 101 course at a major university, but theater.

@ohryansbelt saw this interview of founder of delve yesterday on instagram

@ImXuthentic @Four2Seventeen @ochocinco Lol wild that was glossed over. Ocho OFFERED TO PAY and the guy OFFERED TO GET THE JERSEY TO HIM. Reading comprehension has evaporated.

@Four2Seventeen @ochocinco He literally asked if he wanted it back. ocho HIMSELF bought up price.

1 of 1, how much you want for it❔

@ThePoetGeeski LOL!!!!!!

He’s dressed how Japanese people depict Americans in anime lol.

@eaglesanalysis1 @2006illinifan @AndThatsBB Ok.

@2006illinifan @WorkWithMarcus @AndThatsBB Illinois is a solid school but this list is a joke and no one actually considers most of those schools to be elite in any way. Delaware? Seriously? Arizona? 70 and 86% acceptance rate is in no way a public ivy.

Illinois is not nearly a bad enough school to chant this pretentious shit lmaooooo

Can attest to this...

@2006illinifan @AndThatsBB Yes, I'm saying right as in correct.

@WorkWithMarcus @AndThatsBB Literally right here chief: bestcolleges.com/blog/public-iv…

@2006illinifan @AndThatsBB Right lol Hilarious.

@AndThatsBB Illinois was literally named a “public ivy” so maybe Penn can settle down.

@Bigqadi GLIDING.

Absolutely outrageous from Gout Gout. 10.04 at the age of 16. Speechless.

@OunkaOnX They forget, they live here too...

Miriam Adelson-the Israel First megadonor who literally buys American politicians-was invited to the White House dinner with Japan's PM. Palantir CEO Alex Karp got front-row seat The war profiteers and the lobby are being honored. This is who runs U.S

@elroy__preston That's it lol

@WorkWithMarcus That’s like 90s tho but that was classic. And bogus

My favorite 01 Chicago lingo 1. Huff 2. Sent off / send off 3. Jukein 4. Stain 5. Move Around “Short me down” gets an honorable mention but I don’t smoke anymore 😂 And I’m calling everyone mella / chalie / joe 😂😂

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Discernment is key!

@Frankie_Vision He's noiiiiiice! *Stu Lantz voice*

Pierre Rondo Jr. just Played in his first State Tourney.. Hes 13 years old, had to leave middle school early to Play in the Kentucky State Tourney.. Something no other Rondo has done before.. He’s playing against 19 year old hold back seniors and all that.. Vs Lyon County.. 25 PTS 7 AST 4 REBS He is the best 8th Grader in KY history and the best Player in the state of Kentucky. This is crazy..

@MattWhitlock I'd like to go back to never hearing of these people again.

Valuable to note that virtually none of the "Mormon wives" are "Mormon" and only a few are even "wives."

@YahooSports I'll take a degree from Illinois over Penn any day of the week and twice on Sunday!

Penn students were savage after the First Round loss to Illinois 🗣️

@ewiz06 @LakersNation You can't be that dense can you?

@WorkWithMarcus @LakersNation It's basically a figure of speech now. You would have to be brain dead to not understand what he means.

LeBron James on people saying he can't fit with Luka and Austin and the Lakers are better without him: "I was out a couple weeks ago and I was able to come back and see how I fit best with those guys because they were playing so dynamic off one another. But I mean, it sells papers a lot easier and clippings and podcasts if you say their team is better off without LeBron. That's how a lot of people try to view it, so I get it. They're absolutely wrong."

@Recru1t1ng_Guru Heart. Love him for it.

Why is Mirk the only one that gives a fuck every single game #illini