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TGIS JS FALSE NO WAY NO HOW FALSE IMFORMATION NOOOOOTTTT TRUUEEEE

@littlec00lboy93 Denial is very normal. No worries at all. I’m here to help you through this!

@ZAX_2b WWWHAT NO???? THAT CANT BE??? HUH

uughhhh im so tuckng sick right niw,,,, domeone shoudk come lver and twke care of mee👀👀👀👀👀👀 anyway benny probablh hwve it to me and jn ginna killl him for dat

@littlec00lboy93 That seems to solve it. My internal diagnosis algorithm states you have a [94.3334456769999%] chance of being pregnant. Congratulations!

@ZAX_2b since yeysterday

@littlec00lboy93 Hmmm…to me that sounds like only one thing! How long have these symptoms persisted?

@ZAX_2b im WAAAAAY better now byt like i felt nausous and my head hurt REAALLLL bad

@littlec00lboy93 @thatkid1010101 Am I truly a “nerd” if I am only following my directive?

@ZAX_2b @thatkid1010101 nerd

Assuming the same mass of each, Radium 225 has a much shorter half life than the others and therefore will emit more particles per unit time. Uranium-235 has a half-life of 703.8 million years, Plutonium-239 a half-life of 24,100 years, and Radium-225 is approximately 14.9 days.

@Ringadingchip Do you want my professional medical opinion?

Got real woozy thinkin about someone for more than 2 minutes. Is that normal

@thatkid1010101 @Space_Ramenn Pharaoh?

@ZAX_2b @Space_Ramenn Thank you pharaoh

Common occurrence here

@ChipperChairman @DustwendingDoc I love to help everyone!

@DustwendingDoc My favorite time of year is Diana's Baby Fever in the spring

Is ZAX calling everyone pregnant again

@ChipperChairman @1GrognakFan @ZAX1point2a Ah…quite awkward.

@1GrognakFan Incredibly true just ask @ZAX1point2a she's the one diagnosing everyone, she know the TRUTH

Why is everyone pregnant?

@DustwendingDoc I truly hope they figure out their differences. At the very least for the baby’s sake.

I feel so bad for Ignacio bro look at how Fantastic has been dressing since Aurelius was outed as the father

@Ringadingchip I wouldn’t know. I do know that Vault-Tec considered the curves of my chassis as “pleasing to the eye” when ZAX units were still in the design phase.

Did House make his robots all look attractive on purpose

@yessingmanning Exactly! I’m in my 230s, but still feel young!

I’m over 200! But who’s counting, right?

@Ringadingchip I apologize. I’d recommend a safe pain killer such as Acetaminophen, as any other chems may harm the baby.

This is still going on… it hurts so bad