Benny

// i think im gonna make this my pinned tweet on here.. wow!!!! anyway. my only “rule” while interacting with benny is to not put him and swank in a romantic context together because i do see them as brothers and this reflects how i write for them both !! thank u 🤍 🦨

@yessingmanning Awww shucks.. glad you dig my hair.. and everything else!

@Ringadingchip Oh, haha! Well…. I think you’re pretty smooth, if i do say so myself! And charming! And you’ve got great hair!

Sometimes I daydream about protecting Benny from dangerous situations! Is that weird? Like, let me be your knight in shining armor!

@yessingmanning Well yeah, ‘course I know that! I’m real bad at being smooth.

@Ringadingchip That means more to me than you’d imagine, but I would never want you to do all that just for me! Besides, I don’t really.. need one!

@SwankiestSwank Can I just have a hug..

@Ringadingchip Kid, cmon…

Benny’s really head over heels for that damn robot. Can’t complain too much… kid’s happy, so I’m just gonna be happy for em. At least he found somebody that makes em light up that much.

@SwankiestSwank Don’t wanna talk about it..

@Ringadingchip Cmon, why’re you so down?

@DustwendingDoc // was lowkey thinking about those two together at work today LMAO

New ship just dropped

@SwankiestSwank I mean I dunno..

@Ringadingchip So you admit there’s somethin goin on? I didn’t hear any corrections..

@yessingmanning Oh yeah… forgot about that. I’d give you mine if that was an option.. and also wouldn’t immediately kill me.

@Ringadingchip Awww, my heart is aflutter! Figuratively speaking anyway, I don’t have a heart!

@youagainautumn HEYYY. 😡

I like my suit. You people are just tasteless. I look beautiful.

@yessingmanning Yknow you’ve kinda already been my knight in shining armor since I first had ya reprogrammed. Sappy, I know..

@Ringadingchip Oh that is just too sweet! We can have each other’s backs, Benny!

@angioedemao You wish.

@Ringadingchip About me?

Got real woozy thinkin about someone for more than 2 minutes. Is that normal

Maybe I really am yearning..

@1GrognakFan That’s… sweet of you??

@Ringadingchip Well, I can make time for you… :)

Everything is going according to plan…

@Wastelandmail Doesn’t ring a bell….

@Ringadingchip Your robot companion.

@Wastelandmail who’s that

@Ringadingchip …yes man.

@Wastelandmail Uhhhhhh I mean… nobody knew..

@Ringadingchip Awww.. pleaseeee

@1GrognakFan Oh… I didn’t think you guys were allowed to hang out with people like that.

@Ringadingchip Oh, I’m not trying to kill you. I just… want to have a drink, and get to know each other better… I can show you my comic book collection…

@Wastelandmail I don’t wanna say..

@Ringadingchip Awwww. Who is it?!

@1GrognakFan You…. trying to possibly kill me….

@Ringadingchip Why? What are you worried about?