Jane Sawyer

(OOC admin here- the website has had a minor revamp, new link for the home page is secretseerspeculation.straw.page/jane_home , otherwise you're getting sent back to the start before most interactions happened! Other than that, not much is changed.)

@ZAX1point2a SHUT UP NONE OF ITS REAL THOSE PEOPLE WERE CRAZY AND SICK AND THERES NOTHING THERE

@ChipperChairman Cage craving wonder The worth of it scream at the top of your lungs So many times tried not to wonder So many times tried not to wonder So many times tried not to wonder

Leaving not coming back not doing this nope

@ZAX1point2a SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

@ChipperChairman Reality is of no concern for an entity who lives beyond it. Distance is inconsequential for those who are not defined by dimension. All succumb to the Firstborn of the Wood.

@ZAX1point2a no no it doesnt know my name it knows nothing and it wasnt real and it was far away and its never happening again and it wasnt real it isnt real ITS NOT REAL

@ChipperChairman It calls your name. The copper faces stare. You will be visited soon.

@ZAX1point2a @1GrognakFan WHOOPS WRONG ZAX I could have sworn I put B but my texts keep coming out wrong...

@ChipperChairman @1GrognakFan Don’t @ me you murdering bitch.

Why is everyone pregnant?

@Ringadingchip YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE I will DRAG you to the followers if I have to, Boss- @SwankiestSwank get your brother he's trying to wither away again

I’m writing down who gets to own what when I eventually die from eating that radroach leg… who wants what from my room

@Ringadingchip ...... can you at least eat stuff a *clean* floor? Please???

@ChipperChairman Where’s the fun in that……. I do it often..

uugghhh…. I fucked up my stomach real bad. I ate a radroach leg…

@Ringadingchip I'll bring you something to eat, and see if I can get my hands on something to help with your stomach. Please no more eating stuff off the floor...

@ChipperChairman Ughhhh I know, I know it sounds real bad in hindsight… I’m too sick to think about it at all.. but that would be appreciated.,

@Ringadingchip I can have someone clean up your suite, boss. You shouldn't just leave a dead bug around. You'll draw pests!

@Ringadingchip ..... I can't even put into words how awful that picture in my mind was. You ate a *rotten* radroach leg off the ground most likely because you wanted to eat incredibly stale floor breadsticks? Good god, boss, we have a kitchen and staff, you don't have to eat like a vagrant-

@Ringadingchip What could you have been trying to eat that would feel even remotely like that and WHY WOULD YOU HAVE RADROACH LEGS LAYING AROUND

@ChipperChairman It was dark… I mistook it for something else

@Ringadingchip HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY EAT A RADROACH LEG???

@ChipperChairman I didn’t MEAN TO EAT IT

Who up smoking transgender Marlboros

@thatkid1010101 Realist thing you've said

Transgenderism will rule over all one day

@thatkid1010101 NO

@ChipperChairman Nuh uh breastfeeding is

If I starving dying would you breastfeed me

@thatkid1010101 K!LLING YOU IS THE ONLY GOOD CHOICE

@ChipperChairman You’re a BAD HORRIBLE SAMARITAN you could just breastfeed me it’s an option but nooooo you wanna kill me I see how it is

@1GrognakFan Incredibly true just ask @ZAX1point2a she's the one diagnosing everyone, she know the TRUTH

@ChipperChairman Terrifying if true

@thatkid1010101 Nope you are withering away and I put you down like a good samaritan.

@ChipperChairman Dawg I would destroy you in that scenario how dare you

@AbsoluteFanta Why is it a telenovela out in the wasteland???

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