Jason Smith

@maryeileensmith Hello!

@james_clark aljazeera.com/news/2019/11/m…

@jedgar Quick DM?

@CWMma Love it. Cheers.

@CWMma Hey, Calvin. Did we meet at a conference once? All I remember is somebody named Calvin in the airport was pretty hilarious. If that's you, mind a quick DM about JS work?

@linode Today I terminated my 10-year-old VM, originating from the User-mode Linux days. (I manage more than code these days, haven't logged in for ages.) Thanks for all your fabulous service, both your technology and your people. You're still my go-to for cloudy servers.

@DTAIEB55 Great thanks! How about you? I was curious how the old team was doing? Feel free to email jason.h.smith@gmail.com or DM. Thanks!

@_jhs Hey Jason how you doing?

@DTAIEB55 Hi, David. I used to work on the Dev Advocacy group at Cloudant and IBM. Would you mind a quick DM? Thanks!

@natevw No, the first line is just the weather report at your castle. The second line is cooking instructions.

it feels like I'm being set up for failure here

If you try to translate Monty Python's "The Funniest Joke" from German to English in Google Translate, you'll get a [FATAL ERROR]!

@wohali @janl *eats generic Tylenol*

I will attend the Lesbians Who Tech San Francisco Summit next month. Will anybody I know be there? /cc @npmjs

@jchris HBD! Hope you're well!

@bendomingue twitter.com/guilbourque/st…

@brianloveswords Appending “in accordance with prophecy” is the similar. What do you say will be made manifest, in accordance with prophecy.

@ryan_ramage_ I love working with Canadians, it's half briliant, clear ideas, and half "sore-ry, sore-ry, sore-ry"

@filler That whole thing kind of reminded me of this: xkcd.com/1138/

@jedschmidt You sealed the windows, but did you batten the hatch?

@mikeal Writing a biography on our greatest Secretary of State, then?

@bendomingue twitter.com/KarlPMueller/s…