Carl Smith 🇺🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇬🇧

@fut_trader_D It happens in hockey all the time. The severity of the penalty can depend on the level of injury.

That broken leg is so unlucky and I feel so bad for the Canadian guy, really upsetting. However, you can’t send someone off because of the severity of an injury, that’s ridiculous. It’s nothing more than a complete freak accident, the foul is acceptably a yellow and nothing more. There’s no intent there whatsoever, it’s a contact sport and unfortunately this kinda thing happens in football every now and again. Really harsh on the Qatari guy, he was genuinely so heartbroken for the accident.

@wengerthegoat @Wanda_wsn @TfL "Keffiyeh has no association w/ terror groups as you loosely mentioned" You were saying?

@Wanda_wsn @TfL 1. It's not a country's flag 2. It's symbolic of people's resistance 3. Keffiyeh has no association w/ terror groups as you loosely mentioned 4. Nothing wrong w/ an England flag, it's been hijacked by ppl who are unfriendly, unwelcoming & racist, so it depends on drivers attitude

ARRIVA bus in London today. Driver has his Keffiyeh scarf showcased in the driver seat window. @TfL - Is he permitted to do this? I'm certain an English driver would be disciplined for displaying a St. George Cross 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 or Union Jack in this manner.

@Dino542394091 Still funny

Is this still funny or does it offend all the soppy twats now? 🤔😂😂😂😂😂😂

@sarahhepola Do you mean change a tyre?

Question for the men in the group: do you know how to fix a tire? If you got a flat tire, would you fix it yourself or call AAA? (I do not need my tired fixed. I’m doing research.)

@james_xond 15 months

Trying to prove a point. How old is the car you drive every day?

@SLCLunk Why wouldn't you trust Uncle Buck?

Oh fuck you. There is no way the guy who got the no-bid contract for using bottom shelf Home Depot sealant on the reflecting pool looks like this. Come the fuck on

@anon_opin My form tutor used to sign our HW diaries 'RP' we all learned how to forge it. I don't think he cared.

If you insist on being known professionally by initials such as 'CJ' rather than your actual name then you are without exception a massive bell-end.

@StaggerUnwinds @anon_opin IYKYK

@acegi1357bdfh @anon_opin Beat me to it

@anon_opin I didn’t get where I am today by not being a bell-end.

@xXxJ0DIExXx We played 'Longball'

Knock down ginger

@themetav3rse In the mid 70s I linked a computer in birmingham by locking the handset of a phone into a wooden box and it connected to a computer network in Newcastle. No screen, everything printed out on a scroll of paper.

If you take the internet for granted, just watch how people used to connect to it in 1984. You'll be shocked:

@TimGlauert @BladeoftheS Last time I heard he was living in the South West.

@blazercarl @BladeoftheS Probably; there aren't many of us around. But he's not in my immediate branch of the family.

Zack Polanski has been cleared of dodging any Council Tax. Dan Neidle, Kemi Badenoch, Nigel Farage, Keir Starmer, Daily Mail, Telegraph, GB News... Where is the apology?

@TimGlauert @BladeoftheS It's a rare name. He worked in Birmingham in the late 60s and 70s. He was my French teacher and also my form tutor. I based my teaching persona on him. I know he had a son but can't recall the name.

@JAH__BUL__ON @Bobby_LaVallley Go and have a drink in Karls in LA. They have about 20 beers, most of which are pretty good. The Steam Punk Bar in Branson MI was only saved by having an Old Speckled Hen tap. (and having the Stanley cup on TV)

@JAH__BUL__ON @Bobby_LaVallley There are some good US craft beers but most of the stuff served there isn't even regarded as Beer in Europe. Plus your 'pints' are actually 4/5 of a pint.

The Scots are drinking Boston bars dry. One bar ran out of lager and ale over the weekend. "We were in Cheers bar yesterday for two pints and we stayed for 20."

@Ruby_331 Austin Wolesley Riley Talbot Hillman Morris Triumph

@TimGlauert @BladeoftheS I may have asked this before. Are you related to Jon Glauert who was a French teacher back in the 60s/70s?

@BladeoftheS He has not

@MattPinner_ Sadly there is no-one. We are ruled by a total bunch of nobodies.

Who would be a better Prime Minister than Keir Starmer?

@steve_carlson17 Yep, feeling it.

Yep, who’s with me? #puttingonthefoil #stevecarlson17 #slapshot

@Hot_Pepper76 Today I found out that the Shondells were white not black!

Tommy James & the Shondells had one of those catalogs where you know more songs than you think. Crystal Blue Persuasion. Crimson and Clover. Mony Mony. I Think We're Alone Now. Hanky Panky. Draggin' the Line. Which one of those songs would you listen to today?

@BlondiieMama I think the US TV system amplifies shade differences.

How do they do the stripes so clearly?