Bob Sacamano

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Bob Sacamano

@StaggerUnwinds

Discontent Creator, Debunker, Shambassador, BadInfluencer, Interrupter Bastardo, Sub-elite, Uxbridge educated. (Parroty account)

Katılım Haziran 2014
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
People who name their social media handles after characters from comedy shows tend to be the least funny people out there.
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Sunday Sport
Sunday Sport@thesundaysport·
Always Italy, isn't it?
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The vegan jogger
The vegan jogger@80percentvegan·
When is the Enhanced parkrun? Any trainers, any dog assistance, any genitals, any number of laps
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Anon Opin.
Anon Opin.@anon_opin·
If you're in a band and you sing about being funky, then it's pretty much a given that your band is not funky.
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Bob Sacamano
Bob Sacamano@StaggerUnwinds·
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?
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Bob Sacamano
Bob Sacamano@StaggerUnwinds·
Having mediocre and has-been athletes running times that are slower than a "clean" meeting is no recipe for success. #EnhancedGames
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Bob Sacamano@StaggerUnwinds·
"If you want to treat him, take him to a full-on runners' shop - I only know the London ones, sorry, where they can do a proper gait analysis and recommend appropriate shoes." (for a 4-year-old)
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Scott Roots
Scott Roots@scottroots·
A fully grown adult made a proper complaint to officials at my local 10k today, they said it should have been cancelled due to the weather. After they ran it…. Someone stop the world, I want to get off.
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Mark Gillies
Mark Gillies@5goalthriller·
Paul Burrell / Peter Murrell. You gotta have a system.
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Bob Sacamano
Bob Sacamano@StaggerUnwinds·
Just heard the shocking news about that lovely Dr Shipman.
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Bob Sacamano@StaggerUnwinds·
Still be a queue for the glute machine
Spencer Barber@spencertbarber

The economy is splitting in two. Yesterday I toured a new gym in town charging $500/month. They offer blood work, recovery, and concierge-style fitness, but most people are really paying for exclusivity. They haven’t even opened yet and they’re already 25% sold out. Later that same day, I talked to a family friend who has owned restaurant chains for 25 years. He told me they are seeing the highest rate of declined credit cards at the register they’ve ever seen. Higher than 2008.

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Bob Sacamano
Bob Sacamano@StaggerUnwinds·
Well it seems that users of Performance *Enhancing* Drugs have been sold a pup. #enhancedgames
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Sheena
Sheena@sarky_sheena·
If you’re approaching your forties and expecting to have a wild midlife crisis like they do on TV. Sit back down, because I can tell you now, all it will involve is introducing a few waistcoats into your wardrobe and you’ll start to enjoy tomatoes a bit more.
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The Original Kendal
The Original Kendal@KendalPeters11·
Treated myself to a can of cider from my local shop. The nice man was working & he knocked 30p off the price because I'm a regular! It's good to have friends in high places!
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