

Bodecryptx
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@bodecryptx
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A Nigerian woman's best friend. It sees no air, tastes no water, contacts no sun - just consistently lying there in that corner of her wardrobe. It goes to church, goes to the mall, goes to events - but since she bought it in 2011, it hasn't gone inside a washing machine.

Dear Nigerian men, The pillow case on your pillows isn't permanent. I hope you know it is detachable and YOU ARE SUPPOSED to wash them. You shouldn't be using one set of pillowcase for more than a week. Your entire bedsheet set should be replaced weekly.

As a sexually active man, please pity your partners. 🙏 When you use public toilets, rinse your penis. Before you sit, lace with toilet papers. Use one boxer per day. Your penis care is also important to maintain her vagina's PH. You're the one causing the fishy smell.

Na tailoring run this one too?😂 oya nau



Something real special for the fans in LA . 😇 see you soon 😍😍❤️🦅

Dino Melaye introducing Peter Obi at the ADC world press conference 😂✨🙌🏼

Tinubu said there was no light at the Airport so therefore he will go back in the next 10mins 😂😂😂

