
Chris
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Chris
@burnerDevAcct
the only thing i love more than technology is humanity.



日本の皆さん、これはスプーンです。 ご飯や豆を食べたり、カスタードを飲んだりするのに使えます。 お店で買えますよ。




Something feminine about a man using spreadsheets. You were meant to trade grain in ancient Sumeria


President Trump's conversation with the kids at the White House Easter Egg Roll is peak comedy 😂 Trump: "I could sign autographs for you guys. And then tonight, you could sell it for $25,000 on eBay!" Kids: "Could you sign mine?!" Trump: "[Granddaughter] Carolina's the only one that doesn't want my autograph...I would say Carolina has ZERO interest in my autograph." *signs a kid's drawing* "I think I'm going to sign this, that way I'll say I drew it. Look, I drew it! Look at what I did, everybody!" Kids: "Oh yeah!" *one kid asks about Biden* Trump: "Biden?!...He'd have an autopen following him, Joe Biden. He didn't sign anything. He was incapable of signing...So they'd follow him around with a BIG machine. Do you know what it was called? An AUTOPEN! And it'd have the autopen sign for him...Not too good, right?"


what if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us










Defcon 3 after I took breakfast ordering into my own hands. Apparently cinnamon raisin toasted with plain cream cheese makes me the worst person on earth.



Just achieved my goal two years in the making Since my fattest, I have lost ONE HUNDRED POUNDS



This is just amazing. nytimes.com/2026/04/04/bus…

dinner 💖











