Cameron Wortlehock

@MildCuthbert Every now and then you meet an Australian guy who's not from Queensland!

Every now and then you meet an Australian guy who talks with a sort of British but not quite accent and there's literally no real explanation for it other than they're a bit weird.

Picture what you think this little girl on the mountain looks like. Get that image real clear in your mind. Then click.

nobody will remember: - your salary - how “busy you were” - how many hours you worked people will remember: - if you hopped on a quick call - when you hopped on a quick call - how many quick calls you hopped on - how you made them feel when you hopped on a quick call

Google AI overview suggests adding glue to get cheese to stick to pizza, and it turns out the source is an 11 year old Reddit comment from user F*cksmith 😂

A few of the most annoying people online have become angry at this joke column I wrote. I apologize to anyone who has experienced such a strong emotional response to it. thegamer.com/hi-im-an-idiot…

#gaming #gamingmemes #gamingnews #assassinscreed #assassinscreedshadows

Calling all artists. This is making the rounds. There is hope for us yet!

I've got that dog in me.

This is what Batman did to get a written warning from HR

@lpoleschtschuk @elonmusk lol blue tick

I’ve never used twitter much. But in these very interesting times after @elonmusk bought twitter and is taking it in a very different trajectory then it was on and wondering as a intriguing type person what kind of suppression / distribution algorithms are in place for real peoples accounts that are not paying. As you can see - that’s a real profile, real name and thus I don’t share anything TOO aggressive or provocateur as anybody knows what you write here is immortalised and will be used in multiple ways. None the less - the verified path is a totally different experience if you live in the dopamine circuit. Impressions views engagement is 100x more then a non verified account. It’s like the handbrake has been released. Also the ads don’t reduce. But people will Take notice of your replies if that is what you desire.

gen z php?

Now we know

you're worthy of being loved no matter if - you need to heal before you can truly engage physically with someone - your upbringing has traumatized you - you got lost somewhere on the way and fell with the wrong crowd - you eat shoes for breakfast #BaldursGate3

For months, my best way to get my baby to stop crying has been whispering threats to him in the style of a villain from a Danny Dyer movie. He finds it hilarious. But now he's 1 & has started copying. I'm so scared he's going to threaten to cut his sister open or call her a cunt.

The CEO of OpenAI hoping a movie about the man who made the literal worst thing on earth would inspire kids to be scientists tells you everything you need to know about OpenAI

Barbie's car is, as we have now found out, ULEZ compliant. But who else is (and isn't?)... 🧵