Corey Vixie, Object-Oriented Nonland Permanent

BREAKING: The Associated Press has called Delaware’s sole congressional seat for Sarah McBride. McBride will be the first openly transgender member of Congress.

Adding more computers to the world is definitely good and we should keep doing it

“Oh you’re from California you must like to smoke trees” No they do that on their own, why don’t you puff puff pass me the inhaler

@SolarSantan Is "10OffPanels" supposed to work on the Q CELLS 400W panels? Thanks!

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#WWDC23 my daily search for busted Datsuns on craigslist about to be like

@MarioBrothBlog I think that’s a displacement map, fren: forums.unrealengine.com/t/how-to-creat…

Despite looking much more detailed, the model for the coins in Super Mario Odyssey is actually 65% simpler than the one used in Super Mario Galaxy, due to taking advantage of modern rendering techniques. Details in image.

@elonmusk @langdon @EricFrohnhoefer @pokemoniku You have so much to teach us all about leadership. See, I thought this might be a “call him a pedophile and send him a submarine he doesn’t want” situation, but I guess that’s why I’m not driving multiple debt-financed tech startups into the ground at Warp 10. 🥰

I have spent ~6yrs working on Twitter for Android and can say this is wrong.

Hey Elon since you’re taking a page from SomethingAwful how about a feature where we can pay $8 to change each others’ profile pictures? I’ll take my commission check by mail, put me in the screenshot, etc.

@chacha1847 @CatsOfYore Please tell him he has a beautiful lil’ tail 🥹

@CatsOfYore We call Link Little Big Boy Baby because he is that

@CoreyLay @Coinbase_NFT Well, it’s bittersweet. It was given to me by the original owner - a friend - who was tired of being harassed and doxed by the not-so-nice Coreys of the world. My advice is to set up 2FA on everything and get ready for some _wild_ DMs! 🙃

@CoreyLay @Coinbase_NFT Nice one

Yall ever seen a Tesla fly?

@HDRetrovision “That’s what I love about these Trinitrons, man. I keep gettin’ bigger but they stay the saaaame size”

Dear iOS developers who break password autofill on your app’s login screen: Why? 😒

Shed a patriotic tear today thinking about how great America is. Instead of dumb stuff like education and healthcare we spend money on important public services like BWOO PWANE GO FADST UWU #FleetWeekSF

Searching for lots of car parts means targeted ads get funnier

The latest #NintendoSwitch update is now available, including the ability to pair Bluetooth devices for audio output. For more information, including restrictions on some features while using Bluetooth Audio, please visit the support page: en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/de…

The thing that really drew me to rust is that it’s equal parts Very Serious and “shitposting on main”

@GameStop I would but @PG_kamiya already blocked me like a year ago 😔

Thank your favorite game developer.