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@DavidHundeyin Nigerians were warned that Buhari and his associates would come and go without a trace, but Tinubu's people would never loosen their grip on this country, and that seems to be the case.

@AustynArimoro @TouchlineX Believe Reno at your own risk

@eblarck @TouchlineX Thought Reno says she is sleeping in the stadium that's why they haven't received him 🙄

🚨🇲🇽 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Claudia Sheinbaum is the first President/Head of Government to not attend the opening game of a World Cup hosting country since 1962. The Mexican president claimed that tickets were too expensive, and that she wanted to watch the game with the fans.

Calling it France vs Senegal is generous. It's more like Africa A vs Africa B, with the French national anthem playing before kickoff.

@TouchmineX The real winner here is the French embassy. At this point, France's scouting department is just Africa with extra paperwork.

🚨🇸🇳 Sadio Mane before Senegal vs France match: “To be honest it doesn't feel like a World Cup match, it feels like an AFCON match.”(laughs) 😂

@tobyasky So after centuries of taking resources from Africa, France discovered the most valuable export was football talent. This isn't France vs Senegal; it's a family reunion with different jerseys.

France v Senegal. It is called the African derby for a reason😅 16 out of 26 players are of African descent. Koundé - Father is from Benin Republic, French mother, born in Paris. That’s why he travels to Benin republic every summer Konate - Malian parents, born in Paris. Upamecano - Parents are from Guinea-Bissau, born in France Saliba - Cameroonian mother, Lebanese father, born in France. Brice Samba - Congolese parents, born in Congo, but they moved to France when he was 6 years old. Kante - Malian parents, born in Paris. He could have played for them as they invited him for 2015 AFCON and subsequently in 2016, but he felt he wasn’t ready, France called him a year later. Tchouameni - Cameroonian parents, born in France Koné - Ivorian parents, born in France Mbappe - Cameroonian father, Algerian mother, born in France Dembele - Malian father, his mother has two nationalities, Senegal and Mauritania, born in France Olise - Nigerian father, French-Algerian mother, born in England Barcola - Togolese father, French mother, born in France Cherki - Algerian mother, Italian-French father, born in Lyon, France Doué - Ivorian parents, born in France Mateta - Congolese father, French mother, born in France Akliouche - Algerian parents, born in France Just to add, 10 out of 26 Senegalese players were also born in France 😭 (Koulibaly, Mendy, Pape Gueye, Ndiaye, Mamadou Sarr, Mbaye, Antoine Mendy, Niakhate, Diouf, and Diaw). Immigration won again😂 Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to the African Derby😂

@ChuksEricE @_topguyvic Arabambi has been given the easiest assignment in Nigerian politics: produce one bank alert. The problem now is locating both the evidence and his address.

Rufai Oseni: “Arabambi said you took a lot of money from Labour Party donations during the last election, and he claims to have evidence.” Mr Peter Obi: “If the so-called Arabambi can provide evidence from any account showing that even 1 percent of what he alleged is missing, I will stop campaigning for the 2027 election. In fact, I may add him to the lawsuit so he can come to court and provide the evidence, just that he don't have address.”

@FabrizioRomano Kimmich: “If you step on a venomous snake, it can end badly.” The snake: “Finally, someone who reads the instructions.”

🚨🐍 Joshua Kimmich: “We saw a snake yesterday, we were told it was venomous”. “If you get bitten, you have to go to the hospital. I don't think you'll die, but it's certainly dangerous. I have the feeling that if you step on a snake like that, it can end badly”.

@TrevohChalobah Good luck bro

Believe

@TouchlineX At this rate, the next update will be: "Neymar has successfully located the football and waved at it from a safe distance." 😭🇧🇷

🚨🇧🇷 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Neymar is out on the pitch! He couldn't train with the team, he also couldn't train with the ball but he is OUT ON THE PITCH! ✅

@Lea_EFC Let's do this

The World Cup is the perfect opportunity to grow your Football Twitter account 🤩

Chibok taught Nigeria a brutal lesson: time is the kidnappers' greatest weapon. The longer children remain in captivity, the greater the risk of forced marriages, indoctrination, or disappearing forever. Nigerians are tired of statements. They want action before history repeats itself.

“If you ask me, I can sacrifice myself for those kidn@pped school children and teachers to be released.” — Oyo State Governor, Seyi Makinde, while addressing protesters at the ongoing demonstration in Ibadan, Oyo State.

Chibok taught Nigeria a brutal lesson: time is the kidnappers' greatest weapon. The longer children remain in captivity, the greater the risk of forced marriages, indoctrination, or disappearing forever. Nigerians are tired of statements. They want action before history repeats itself.

“This is the same way the Chibok girls were kidn@pped back then and till today some of those victims are still in the bush. If you leave these children for too long, they may even be married off by the kidn@ppers. That is why we came here to say enough is enough. If you are ready, we are ready to go into the bush and f!ght them.” — VeryDarkMan, speaking to Oyo State Governor, Seyi Makinde at the ongoing protest in Ibadan.

@TheBallZoneX Is this what football has come to now? A player scores a goal and suddenly even celebrating it becomes a crime. Whether you liked the gesture or not, football has always been full of iconic celebrations. Soon players will need VAR approval before they can celebrate. 🤷‍♂️

🚨 BREAKING: Iran player Mohammed Mohebi has been deported back to Iran after his gun celebration vs New Zealand

@elonmusk A million times humanity's intelligence sounds impressive. The real miracle would be humanity using its current intelligence wisely. We've had the Sun for billions of years and still argue over basic facts.

It is humbling to consider that if we harness just 1 millionth of the Sun’s power for AI, that will be much more than a million times the intelligence of all of humanity

I feel sorry for people who are at this time trying to grow their accounts. Nigerian twitter is the most difficult place to do that on the entire planet. Your followers would literally SEE your posts and ignore it and lie that they didn’t see it. Nigerians are generally ruthlessly dismissive of growth, except in cases where they want to deliberately platform idiocy.

@TouchmineX She discovered the ultimate football transfer loophole: leave the pitch, join OnlyFans, earn more than some clubs can offer, then casually return to football for fun. That's not a comeback story, that's Financial Fair Play in reverse. 💀⚽💰

🚨𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪: Former footballer transitioned to full-time content creation on OnlyFans after stepping away from professional football in 2022. 🤯 Following the career change, reports indicated that her annual earnings increased significantly, reaching approximately £500,000 per year. 🤑 Now back on the pitch with , Wright continues to balance her football career alongside managing her successful online content platform. 👩🏻‍💻

@instablog9ja Building bridges is a noble idea. The real question is: who keeps collecting the cement, cutting the ribbon, and then leaving the bridge unfinished? You can't preach unity to people while many still feel excluded from the benefits of that unity.

Let’s stop agitating for Biafra and build bridges — Joe Igbokwe advises Igbos

Sweden really looked at the World Cup qualifiers and said, “Winning is optional.” 😭 0 wins in the qualifiers, finished bottom of their group, still made the World Cup through the Nations League route... then turned up and smashed Tunisia 5-1. Football is the only sport where failing the exam can still earn you a scholarship. 🇸🇪😂

@TouchlineX Sweden treated the qualifiers like a warm-up session. Zero wins, plenty of doubts, somehow booked a World Cup ticket... and now they're acting like they owned the route all along. 🇸🇪😭 Football really has the wildest plot twists.

🚨🇸🇪 𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗭𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗖𝗧: Sweden are playing in the World Cup despite not winning a single match during the qualifiers.

@elonmusk At this rate, reality itself is about to need fact-checking.

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@TouchlineX After watching the tournament, some fans may end up more excited to see Trump lifting the trophy than the team that actually wins it. FIFA really found a way to turn the World Cup podium into a season finale. 🍿🏆

🚨🇺🇸 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥: We will see President Donald Trump lift the FIFA World Cup alongside the winners on July 19th.