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@fountainsabbey are you back open today? nationaltrust.org.uk/visit/yorkshir… no longer mentions wind or power...

@yorkbus what's going on with the number 20. A no show on Saturday from Heworth to monks cross and now no bus from new earswick to Heworth. It should be at monks cross by now.

@media_walsh @maternityCPD Congratulations!

@yorkbus what happened to the number 20 at 10:59 from Melrosegate? I've got a week ticket and had to pay for a taxi...

@asda still no sign of our delivery due between 3-4pm. Looks like we're going to have to buy a takeaway for dinner. #poorservice

P.s. my girlfriends husband (my 'not husband') does a cracking slow roasted lamb with a pomegranate glaze and tzatziki.

@jayrayner1 polyamourous=\=promiscuity 😥 Polygamous relationships can be committed and loving not about sleeping around. Otherwise love kitchen cabinet.

@priorymedicalgp Should I still be phoning to sort my baby's 12 week vaccines due next week? If they're all on hold I'll not clog the phone line...

@CraftyIntention Do you have any books of patterns? I love your mythical crochet.

Loving this summer regardless of stress. #norestforthewicked

@DeGreyRooms How accessible is the venue? I've tickets for blackrose ball but my partner may need to use power chair rather than crutches...

V day @InvictusLondon @suzywongster 2 silver medals all @WeirArcher very proud. Good to see Afghan team as well

@tes lots of vitamins and water. If you don't get ill during term, expect to get ill in the holiday unless you have an iron immune system.

not sure my avatar is the right one but it's appropriate for a weekend of chilling.

Colour change LED's on bike wheels made journey home in the dark so much prettier and safer. Thanks to @Imbecillis. #coolwheels #cycling

Despite our sins, we can say with Peter: Lord, you know everything, you know that I love you.

@PixieDustChaos grr boo rah hiss pfft *sets dragon on him* :(

@JerichoGRaffe just had a tasty jacket potato in york. Sorry we didn't bring you.

Later I’ll be at St Oswald’s Sowerby as 15 are confirmed. Great! May they be led by the Spirit of God & know that they are children of God.

When schools pick happy parents over better results ow.ly/zpj9V