Gristle McRunfast

"Can you help me, Sonic?" "Do blue hedgehogs have red sneakers?"

got an ex military laptop at a flea market, so now i will be able to read eroge even in the toughest battle conditions

4 years since the idea💡 3 years since we started working on it👨‍🏭 2 years is what we estimated would take to finish it🕒 1 month until the demo is ready for testing!🎮 It has been a longer journey than expected, but we have poured our heart and soul into it 💓 We feel that every delay was worth it to build up a carefully handcrafted fantasy world! ⚔️

Narwhal Magnet $70 🩵 Link in bio

I’m going to have to explain how I got two hickies from a cat named Daniel who has a suckling issue

I don’t know who needs to hear this (maybe me) but homelessness: it’s nothing to be embarrassed about. You didn’t do anything wrong. You were dealt a bad hand and found yourself in a trying situation. It is not a reflection of who you are, your character and your place in this world. You are worthy of housing and you deserve help just like anyone else. So if you are homeless and see this? You are not alone. We are in this together, and you WILL make it out of this dark place on the other side, stronger, wiser and will one day have peace of mind and independence! ❤️

a possum in my driveway. i called a number: they said it was too small to be alone. probably orphaned. so i put it in a box with food. but when i picked it up it played dead. first of all: not going to work. second of all: im your only ally now. lets have some honesty between us

Just listened to a Search Engine episode about GLP-1s where a doctor made the point that this is an incredible breakthrough for sick/disabled people but the perspectives we amplify are the ones she’s been reading her whole life (able bodied women feeling bad about their weight)

jerking off in one fell swoop like a samurai unsheathing his sword

when the horse has been dead in the ground for years but i suddenly remember one more tiny detail

タイの人は共働きでほとんど料理しないらしい．テイクアウト文化が発達してて，安くて野菜とれて，合理的だなと思った という話を学生の時したら うわ～ｗ料理しない女だ～ｗ となり お袋の味がなくなってしまうだろ と言われたのだが，なぜお袋の味を維持するための義務を背負わされているのか…

The FBI ran 3.4M warrantless searches in ONE YEAR because of FISA 702. Did they target murderers, rapists, human traffickers? No. They targeted protesters, journalists, campaign donors, Congress, and a judge. The 2024 RISAA quietly expanded who could be compelled to spy, to include landlords, cable installers, ANYONE the gov wants to hep conduct surveillance. You all are INSANE to think we are okay with this.

#legiana #monsterhunter #needlefelt

3yo asked where babies actually come from when they “pop out of your belly.” So I told her. She thought for a second, then very seriously said, “No…no, that’s too small.” Girl. Correct.

why is he deepthroating it

we don’t talk about how hard it is to choose a favorite animal. there are so many good animals. i have to consider their merits

men having “preferences” on what sanitary products women use on their periods is definitely weird

i took a '20th century humanities' class in college and the professor was 80 and refused to figure out how to use the AV stuff in class and she showed us 3 entire movies with no sound, just narrating what she remembered of the plot. and one was a musical !

‘adhd is a superpower’ don’t piss me off i drank 4 shots of espresso then fell back asleep and slept through my alarm

if you are under 30 all you have to do is possess a curiosity about other peoples' lives and the ability to hold a conversation and you have a massive leg up on literally everyone else in your age range