Jason Pitman

I wish you would stop being useless and start being pizza.

What a terrible process, SNKRS. Are all drops this fucky?

Well… shit.

@dnlnwmn @tinymediaempire I’m sure our kids still see us as great big dorks, don’t worry.

@tinymediaempire i have a 13 year old. i have blue hair and gauges. i’m fuckin’ killing it.

Looking in the mirror this morning I realized I've hit my final adult form, how my kid will remember me, how ill ride out my days... and that is as an apparent member of The Murder City Devils.

@JoanofDarkKnits That's all part of it. Next thing you know, you'll have lived there for 10 years... Don't sweat it, it's only forever [that you'll be working on it].

I mean, just because we bought a dilapidated old house really cheap and now we’ve spent too much money fixing it up to afford to move and the first couple months were find but now Weird Shit Is Happening… this is fine right? It’s fine.

@DylanDonnieDuke So say us all.

@kwuchu Dearborn (Chicago) all the way (dearborndenim.us).

Found a big ass hole in my favorite pair of jeans, so it's time to get a new pair. Recommend me a good brand for jeans that is also affordable to buy in bulk. Preferably $100 or less.

@lynchPics @LAsweetlight @PrairiePhlox I’m sorry, but “Battery Daddy” is the best possible name, and nothing you say will change my mind.

@LAsweetlight @PrairiePhlox @Zeussce I think they need to give a little more thought to the name of the product. Isn't Battery Caddy right there?

I bought a battery organizer and I feel old because I am excited

@agirlfrommars @JustNDeviL @hrousley I mean, shit on Indiana restaurants all you want (a lot do deserve it), but not Noble Romans Chapel Hill. I will fight you to the death on this one.

@JustNDeviL @hrousley @ff4500 I'm sure it's delicious but I know if I add enough cheese to anything I'll like it just as much!! My time of enjoying these type of haunts is Officially Over

We don't eat in restaurants still because this is what all our restaurants in Indiana look like (this is real and near us)

@hrousley @agirlfrommars @JustNDeviL Technically not the original oven (they replaced it with a newer/better one of the same type a few years ago), but yeah… probably the only original location left. Still the best.

@agirlfrommars That is the only one left with the original ovens, isn't it? @JustNDeviL @ff4500

@magtastic @aprildgregory FYI: Firefox on iOS will put old(er) ones in an "Inactive Tabs" section now. Makes my [currently] 76 tabs actually not seem all that nuts.

Why did I never try IEMs before? This pair of $20 IEMs (that I impulse purchased earlier in the week) blows the doors off of every pair of regular in-ear headphones that I've ever owned. Insane.

@JoanofDarkKnits Oooooh, is that gonna be a garage?

Kicking the holiday morning off with construction!

@GrimKim Just got this notification, so hell yeah!

ayyy it’s past midnight and I’m officially a published author!

@urlnotfound The fish movie was terrible, other than the visuals (which is kinda Del Toro’s thing), and Michael Shannon.

@TheSummerJewel We’re you inspired by the Griswalds? Rusty sure looked svelte in his.

Why did I impulse buy a beret?

@brittneyg JFC, Dancer in the Dark. I agree 100%. And we saw it in the theater too.

@czelticgirl I have a round one in my office. It’s the only live thing that can survive in that climate.

@czelticgirl I’m all in on the Aldi valentine cactus. I’d be thrilled if someone got one for me (as would my wife). I’d kill anything else in a week, and these little dudes will last forever.

Well, that’s ummm… not good?

@JoanofDarkKnits Also, the Rhythm Discovery Center is always a good time for banging on percussion instruments with your kids.

Which is worse? The fact that she's "accidentally" heard "Industry Baby" by @LilNasX enough times to know the melody, or the fact that we bought a 4 year old a real drum set? (Side note: a bass player and a guitar player trying to put a together a drum set is pretty hilarious!)