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@Raylon_Helix @swordsjew I mean… that one is for the books

@swordsjew was that the diaper astronaut?

remember that lady who livetweeted flying cross country to ask a guy out and he said no and she refused to accept the answer

@DiscordianKitty One way twitter

@RMac18 Starting to think that monkey paw wasn’t all it was cracked up to be

how is this like the 7th craziest thing happening today twitter.com/eringriffith/s…

@KT_So_It_Goes They have a comic!

@mechamelissa No love for the lurkers, i see :(

@pandemik0 @eeberquist Who wore it best?

@eeberquist People say Elon is an alien. Not sure that's true but that creature's skin suit is looking increasingly ill fitting.

@eeberquist Eugenics: From the man that invented “tunnels”

@jessysaurusrex *autocourrect

@zachsilberberg Maybe @scottjohnson ?

@zachsilberberg I need you to know that this is the best tweet I’ve seen in years, and I can’t really find anyone to share it with that will appreciate it

@scottjohnson Feel better, dude, that shit hit my family like a truck as well.

Having no sense of smell works well when snuggling with my stinky dog.

@Standplaats_KRK We miss you, @jack , come back!

A batch of white truffles weighing 950 grams sold for almost $190,000 at an auction held at the magnificent 13th century castle of Grinzane Cavour in Italy

@PostOpinions @jimgeraghty

DeSantis would pave the way for a post-Trump GOP return to normal, @JimGeraghty writes in a guest opinion wapo.st/3G9NWYN

ive invented entire schools of philosophy just to discard them outright. just 1 second of my thoughts would make Plato shit out his panties.

the internet has given us the opportunity to view moments that normally would have been reserved for wanderers meeting hermits in the middle of the black forest

@AngryBlackLady twitter.com/angryblacklady… There is a word for this

@MariaZapatista @loctastic @chests @Phil_Lewis_ If only there were some kind of sign that not all celebrity endorsements are solid

@loctastic @chests @Phil_Lewis_ If you steal a car and sell it to me...I dont get to keep the fucking car. Especially if you sell it to me at a deep discount because its stolen. Larry should give back the money and he can be a creditor as well.

Turns out, Larry David was right about FTX