Just Dane

this is how i imagine all of my oomfs over the age of 18

Real rednecks know what’s up

Quick question: Do powerscaler bros know what "faster than light" means? Like do you understand the implications of that?

fuck you shitlibs if you think a harshly worded tweet is all sitting senator has the capability to do right now

Seriously where are the revolutionaries? Are they at brunch?

JUST IN - Iran closes all diplomatic and indirect channels of communication with the U.S., suspending the exchange of messages, following Trump’s threat to kill Iran's "whole civilization." — Reuters

>casually one-shots the remaining credibility of western animation by overspending on celebrity voice actors and underspending on animation budget

niggas would put batman against a literal tsunami and swear all he needs is prep time

genjustu won’t work on curse spirits physical attacks won’t work on mahito love itachi but one touch and he’s cooked.

George R.R. Martin explains how his Game of Thrones characters wielding power badly is his answer to Tolkien: "Ruling is hard. This was maybe my answer to Tolkien, whom, as much as I admire him, I do quibble with. Lord of the Rings had a very medieval philosophy: that if the king was a good man, the land would prosper. We look at real history and it’s not that simple. Tolkien can say that Aragorn became king and reigned for a hundred years, and he was wise and good. But Tolkien doesn’t ask the question: What was Aragorn’s tax policy? Did he maintain a standing army? What did he do in times of flood and famine? And what about all these orcs? By the end of the war, Sauron is gone but all of the orcs aren’t gone – they’re in the mountains. Did Aragorn pursue a policy of systematic genocide and kill them? Even the little baby orcs, in their little orc cradles? Real-life kings had real-life problems to deal with. Just being a good guy was not the answer. You had to make hard, hard decisions. Sometimes what seemed to be a good decision turned around and bit you in the ass; it was the law of unintended consequences. I’ve tried to get at some of these in my books. My people who are trying to rule don’t have an easy time of it. Just having good intentions doesn’t make you a wise king." What do you think Tolkien would have thought about such comments?

It was so funny that in 2006 even as a depressed teen I was like "this is myopic misery porn" and then having to see everyone else get there 11 years later

he should’ve been at the club