Andrea Fowler

@nsandihelp I have sent you my complaint no. You can see you have sent me a letter telling me that instead of using my LPA that is suitable for every other institution, you want me to physically force my mother to sign a form. @MartinSLewis #LegalAdvice

@fowlerae Good morning, Andrea. We’ll need to ask you a few more questions first. Please send us a DM and we’d be happy to help. Cal

Is it legal for @nsandihelp to ignore my LPA for my mum and insist on her signature “guiding her hand if necessary”? I’m trying to get my late dad’s premium bonds paid out to her @MartinSLewis #lpa #LegalAdvice

@NatWest_Help it’s been a week since you removed my deceased father from my parents joint account but also removed my LPA I have for my mother in error. I cannot access the account and have care and funeral bills to pay. Bereavement is bad enough without this.

Can’t believe how dark it is.

No one told me that perimenopause was as miserable as puberty but stretched out over an entire decade and without the metabolism.

@TheCinesthetic Schitts Creek

What TV show do you wish you could watch again for the first time?

@BladeoftheS The Burberry marketing team’s worse nightmare

He's calling himself a journalist again. What would you call him?

My letter to @Nigel_Farage. Hope the font doesn’t hurt his eyes and brings on a migrant.

Stop sharing the #FarageRiots hashtag - it's upsetting poor Nigel Farage. Please do NOT retweet. #UKRiots

Nigel Farage says it upsets him when people call the far-right violence 'The Farage Riots'. So people should definitely not do that

@ChinnyReckon4 Racist rose

If Farrow & Ball were naming this colour, what would they call it?

@antivaxhead Nothing to see here!

What do you notice?

Wondering how many other people wander around a formal garden and wonder out loud whether it was designed by Bloody Stupid Johnson @PratchettOnline #terrypratchett #discworld #bloodystupidjohnson

Today @Nigel_Farage said he was mislead by Andrew Tate on the identity of the recent murder 1) A sitting MP should not rely on a famous vile misogynistic thug for their information 2) An MPs job is to fact check 3) No British MP should cosy up to Andrew Tate RT if you agree.

🎶I went to Greggs and the day turned nasty, Five years in prison for a cornish pasty, That's cos I. Nicked a pie. Hurling bricks with all my chums, I took one on the head and in the plums, Thats why I. Am inside. And we said We want to live like Gammon People.....🎶

Just because you’re loud doesn’t mean you’re popular. The thugs on Britain’s streets last night tried to shriek and bully us into thinking they had a majority on their side, when the only thing they had on their side was bricks. The rest was noise. They’re a tiny fraction of a country that’s much bigger and more generous than they’ll ever be.

Personally, I think that Farage is a total and utter narcissistic, grifting, racist w*nker... Happy for anyone to retweet if you agree! #FarageDoesNotSpeakForMe

@RevDaniel GenX and I concur. I will jump through all sorts of hoops not to have to talk to someone

@tonydpoison @I_amMukhtar I thought exactly the same. Not heard that since my gran was alive

@I_amMukhtar When you use the term half caste (and spell it wrong wtf?) you can expect a call from the early 80s asking for their terminology back

According to this far-right account, that Brown Man the police arrested for carrying a knife was a mixed-race patriot. People who know him confirmed that he's one of their own. Full chest tattoo as well.

What is going on?! #OpeningCeremony