Holden Caufield

I guess you can never be too old to fanboy. @steelers @steelernation @steelers

@joemill36846262 @EricLDaugh One supports pedophilia. The other doesn't.

How can you tell the difference between a MAGA gathering and a social justice demonstration? One has American flags, clean cut polite participants and show love for our nation. MAGA. The other has foreign flags, many non-citizens and assorted freaks with multiple hair colors. Deep state sponsored.

🚨 NOW: Patriots are CAMPED OUT HOURS before President Trump's appearance in The Villages, Florida later today Groups of young men spotted: "We love you Donald Trump!" Someone event slept there overnight, that's dedication 🇺🇸 Looks like MAGA is alive and well 🔥 📽️ @brianglenntv

@Berger_BYTES Today, that goal would have been reviewed for an off-side challenge. Ex Leaf Doug Favell in net for Colorado, Guelph native John Van Boxmeer on defence!

Nov. 5, 1978. #Philadelphia Spectrum. Former #Leafs center Denis Dupere beats ex-Leaf teammate Bernie Parent for the old #Colorado Rockies. Parent and Dupere played together in 1971-72 here in #Toronto. #LeafsForever #Flyers

@pdoocy Bruh having a fucking orgasm walking on Pedo's granite.

Would have worn nicer shoes if I knew this was going to happen today: just became the 1st person (before President Trump, I am told by a WH aide) to walk on the new black granite outside the Oval Office since construction finally wrapped. Did my best not to scuff it up

@RepNancyMace Holy fuck America, y'all have this fucking fetish for electing the dumbest motherfuckers around!

The House just voted against banning soda from SNAP. Why should the government fund your soda purchases? If SNAP recipients want to buy sugary drinks, they can do it on their own dime, not on the backs of a taxpayer-funded nutrition program.

@beautiful_man_ @Variety Sounds right, MAGA.

@Variety Haven’t watch Jeopardy since Ken Jennings opened his woke fuking mouth.

#Jeopardy champion Jamie Ding slams ICE after his 31-day winning streak ends and says "I hope that immigrants can be seen in a positive light" under Trump's federal government. “I kept hearing how [my run] was bringing people together, and I love that very much. I’ve heard people say, ‘It’s nice to have something positive on TV!’ As an immigrant and a person of color, I was able to become part of the history of an American institution. ‘Jeopardy!’ really is an institution and America’s turning 250 years old and the federal government is going after immigrants in a way unlike anything that we’ve seen in the recent past. So I hope that immigrants can be seen in a positive light too.” (via People) variety.com/2026/tv/news/j…

@fordnation Y u hiding bruh?

At today’s IPx Summit, I announced an $8 million investment from the province that will protect intellectual property, support productivity and drive innovation for publicly assisted colleges, universities and research institutions. Find out more: news.ontario.ca/en/release/100…

@JigglyPants44 Who can I turn to?

Oh no! They want to kill Jenny!

The White House has assured King Charles that he will be safe during his visit because there are no assassination attempts scheduled today.

@MacLeodLisa People from all walks of life are knowledgeable about current events and politics. Being judgmental makes you look bitter and irrelevant Lise.

And a sports reporter is lecturing politicians on politics. 🤷‍♀️

@jackunheard Woke snowflake says what? Pedo supporter?

Fire Jimmy Kimmel. Pass it on.

@TheExtremeMusi1 1. Neil Peart 2. Phil Collins 2a. Chester Thompson

Who is the most exceptional drummer you've witnessed performing live???

@KellyDeRidderMP So you didn't get asked, huh?

Canadians elected a Liberal minority, not a majority and trying to build one is a power grab. I won't be crossing the floor. I won't betray the people who put their trust in me.

@GoodLionTV Norah O'Donnell?

Who wired money to Jeffrey Epstein 4,700 times? You guessed it…

@SalSports No calls. Most truthful thing Big Baller has ever said.

Brandon Beane said teams reached out to the Bills about Keon Coleman between the Combine and owner's meetings, but "we shut those down. Our intention is for Keon to be here, so the word was out, so no calls this weekend. We've hit the reset button with him and hopefully the fanbase and everyone is behind him. I think his best year is yet to come here in 2026."

@FLOTUS Cry.

Kimmel’s hateful and violent rhetoric is intended to divide our country. His monologue about my family isn’t comedy- his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate. A coward, Kimmel hides behind ABC because he knows the network will keep running cover to protect him. Enough is enough.  It is time for ABC to take a stand.  How many times will ABC’s leadership enable Kimmel’s atrocious behavior at the expense of our community.

@SuburbanPolly Conservative MP workshop training.

What a fucken loser

Yes, we think he was referring to YOU

@anthonyfurey This is your hill? Cry harder.

This is a very unethical use of taxpayer dollars by Nathaniel Erskine-Smith. This paid ad is on the west side of the street of Victoria Park Avenue, where he is currently the Liberal MP. But he is now seeking the provincial Liberal nomination for the riding that starts on the east side of the street, three metres away. This is a new ad, it hasn’t been there for long. Why pay for an ad here when there are many sign locations more central in his riding that will see be seen by far more of his actual constituents? And why pay for a new ad now when he’s made it clear he doesn’t intend to stick around for long to serve those federal constituents?

@Lawsome_ Perhaps the corrupt and lawless @TPAca could explain.

Why not FIRED

@Riley_Gaines_ You mean him, right?

Stop. Trying. To. Kill. Our. President.