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@stoolpresidente Something definitely happened. Heard it clear as day

I’m heading a meteor hit Boston. What?

@TMSTRS_ @NYCMayor You voted for this? So you were happy with DOGE? Many who voted for Mamdani hated this idea last year…

@NYCMayor Here comes the army of MAGA hypocrites who don’t even live in NYC Couldn’t be happier with this administration. This is exactly what I voted for, holding our city government accountable & doing whatever we can to cut cost & be as efficient as possible.

This morning we are introducing COGE — the Commission on Government Efficiency.

This Commission will find ways for our city to work smarter, faster, and more effectively for working people. 

New Yorkers deserve a city government as careful with their money as they are.

@circaMayflower2 @williamsjohn89 That is absolutely not true but good try. Plus Philly is a dump

@williamsjohn89 @DonnieDoesWorld Our skyline is like 3 times the size of Boston’s lol

Growing up in the Boston area ppl didn’t think too highly of Philly but after spending a day in the city I fuck with it (better sandwiches than Chicago too)

@Thamonthofjune @williamsjohn89 @DonnieDoesWorld That’s just because they drew the lines out further don’t kid yourself. When you go to both cities Philly doesn’t feel that big

@williamsjohn89 @DonnieDoesWorld You realize Philly has almost 4x the population that Boston does 🤔😂

@DonnieDoesWorld Place is a dump. Walk Boston then walk Philly and you will see the difference

@mtpluggrinder @LegionHoops No one is concerned about that

@LegionHoops If they think it’s bad now just wait till they win the finals lol

JUST IN: The NYPD cancels watch parties outside of MSG due to “fan rowdiness” and 6 arrests being made during Game 2, per NY Post.

@LegionHoops @TickPick 530 doesn’t seem that crazy to me

Game 1 of Knicks-Cavs is the most expensive Conference Finals game of all-time (per @TickPick)... costing $300 more than seats at OKC-Spurs. 🤯 Knicks fans continue to be INSANE.

@RepJackKimble Also I think I’ve been had.

@RepJackKimble The tone deafness of this tweet is glorious

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

@Ghost_of_Uhtred @NoDMsPerfavore That’s sad that your politics run your life. I’ve been told there’s only one side that does that…

@NoDMsPerfavore They've all done things I enjoyed until I heard them voice their idiotic political views, ruining everything they've ever done or will ever do for me.

Who would you consider the least funny?

@davebftv Huh? The Bears are not a national team.

Huge missed opportunity by the NFL not having the Bears open against the Seahawks. That matchup would’ve pulled way bigger numbers than Seahawks vs. Patriots.

@RealMamaEagle Where do you hear Knicks anywhere in here?

So many Knicks fans that Nick Nurse couldn’t have a moment of silence for his dead brother.

@FT_Merchant05 People who have had to sit next to Eagles fans are well aware of this

Obvs I don’t like the fact that there’s so many Knicks fans in our arena rn, but American Sports have to change. They need to follow what European sports do and allocate roughly 70% of the seats to home fans and 30% to the away fan, and make the away fans have their own designated section. Sitting next to opposing fanbases is so dumb

@BleacherReport I’m sure no Laker fan said anything supporting J Brown this week tho….please spare us

Lakers had a meeting with the refs after Game 2 😳

@Hogdale_ Oh no….you were my hero. Oh no

Little known fact I am a Toronto Maple Leaf fan I cant believe they frauded their way into Gavin Mckenna lmfao hilarious

@tylermilliken_ @SBJ The only correct answer is “ we are going to spend more” - anything else is BS

John Henry spoke on the Red Sox slow start to 2026 and the “sell the team”chants at Fenway, via email with @SBJ: “Fans get frustrated…. The Sox looked terrible for (their) first 25 games. I remember a plane flying overhead when we (Liverpool) were beating Manchester United 7-0 that read ‘FSG OUT!’… It doesn’t mean you ignore them, it means you work harder – you don’t settle for mediocrity. You have to win."

@AdamSchefter You’ll see how fun it is when Floopy gets KAT to the bench early on…

A Philly Special: 76ers win Game 7 for their first playoff series win over Boston since 1982.

@LegionHoops Depends if Embid gets the calls. Gonna be a flop off

It’s official: the Knicks will face off against the 76ers in the second round of playoffs. Who you got, and in how many games? 🍿

@LegionHoops Gonna be interesting to see if he gets the flop calls va NY. Key factor

JUST IN: CELTICS BLOW A 3-1 LEAD TO THE 76ERS IN THE FIRST ROUND. ABSOLUTE COLLAPSE FROM BOSTON.

@LegionHoops Don’t flop every time if you don’t want to hear it

Joel Embiid told the Celtics fans to be quiet after hearing the “Fu*k Embiid” chants 😭