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@yorkshiregirll I was once blessed by such,,, what miserable truth that it befalls ye as a curse

I suffer from Pussy Too Splendid Disorder

@jmkettle Mr. Kettle x Quasimatt posting is making my heart race

The vibes are absolutely electric in NoDi

girlie no 💀 this is embarrassing for you 💅💀 oh that's not— 💀 the projection 😭💀 try again sweetie 💅 the way you're so wrong 😭 the delusion 😭 babe... no 💅 honey... 💀 sweetie that's not how that works 💅 not you actually believing that 💀 oh you thought 💅 the confidence... with that take 😭💀 I'm not even going to explain this 💅 do better 💀 we don't claim this 💀 the audacity of this comment 😭 ma'am... 💀 not me having to explain this AGAIN 😭 the lack of media literacy 💀 read the room 💅 I fear you missed the point 💀 oh love... 💅

@marygaitspill Oh, that's not—no,,, sweetie that's not how that works 💅

@iuvanet I need to stop playing in your face and treat you with respect

How it feels to hope for anything

that pussy backrooms tho

These people need to stop hurting me 😡😡😡😡

How to kill myself without dying

@farfartfart1 Can I come over or u pick me up Please

@iuvanet ure retarded

LOVE IS CURSED BY MONOGAMY

@AJacksonHole @TMTLongShort obviously not 😭

@TMTLongShort An if not? Societal collapse?

We should administer IQ tests to every employed American not yet working at a lab and have the govt 5x salary match the ten thousand highest scorers and just have them all work on solving the outstanding bottlenecks between RSI and material abundance. Every month lag because the labs are overwhelmed is costing us trillions in lost potential GDP and lives saved.

WAITTT

Economy so bad I wanna kill my homeboy parents so he can inherit the crib and we can live together

@callofthefoid necessary

ultimately you can’t view roommates as people

I’m teasing the switch on my piece Twin

@47fucb4r8c69323 @Ken67547214 grampa get yo ass on

@Ken67547214 She's 46 and still gorgeous.

Trying to give myself sleep paralysis for you, queen

@orangejustice67 @WongUpdates this is spectacular bait. i think black and hispanic people are loud in movie theaters too. i'm glad they're giving us a bipoc screening

@WongUpdates Sooo... Anybody gonna tell A24 how racist this is?

A24 is launching “No-Clipping” screenings of the ‘BACKROOMS’ movie where audiences are encouraged to film, meme and talk along with the film. These screenings will begin on June 5. (via: deadline.com/2026/06/backro…)

@moul291945 unblur ?

@TsarinaBomba boy what are u doingggg 😭

28 years old. One day I’ll teach my kids about mcgangbangs. God bless America

@ky__lalala wya in tampa i'm off 301 rn ma

@Liv24659595 We'll always be together