j.m. kettle

FYI, this is me

I’m DJing Jupiter Disco Wednesday, 10-11pm, free party. All of you are invited.

raw meat and two cocktails is the original peptide

@cherdougie Period

Opening a New York office… how about hiring a native New Yorker to help engineers fit into the vibe, get into clubs, plan dates, do New York stuff. Just a thought

Is anthropic hiring any mid djs/photographers with a phone addiction as office jesters

It’s never been more over, which just means the story can begin again. 🧘‍♂️🌱

@e___sterling My dream

greenpoint is just like an affluent suburb sometimes

@MarkovMagnifico Lmao

1 year in nikita made his best change yet by just undoing all the damage he’s done

If you're seeing this, you're my friend and I love you.

@sharghzadeh lets compromise and just do this for Prospect Park

The communist YIMBYs want to replace Central Park with a giant, sharia-patrolled Kowloon walled city. I am not a third world bugman. I am a free American. I will not stand for it. #nycnimby #proudnimby

@squirtle_says HEllo

holy shit i’m seeing tweets from mutuals i haven’t seen in ages did they finally fix it all testing testing is this thing on 🎤 this is ground control to major tom 📡 (please respond)

@SexyLikeMeiosis period

Being bicoastal is sometimes kinda stressful but it feels likes my social network is finally integrated enough on both ends of the country for me to really feel at home no matter where I am. I landed in SF Friday, cohosted a 350 person rager at my house Saturday (and witnessed a proposal during my bar shift!), have a tantra/meditation event tonight, a geoengineering dinner tomorrow, an art mixer Wednesday, a biosecurity event Thursday, two friends' parties Saturday and a Chinese biotech hike Sunday. My life is beautiful and I'm so damn grateful to be building it out so fully. If we're mutuals and any of these things sound interesting to you, I don't gatekeep!! So DM me for invites xo

@TheStalwart Ok beast mode

My favorite thing on Instagram though is this CRE Bro in Damascus.

Insane how Washington square park is now just an insane TikTok dystopian hell scape.

Eating Sweet Green harvest bowl alone in Elizabeth street garden on my lunch break. My parents immigrated to America so i could experience this exact moment.

@cortadoedison Probably the worst person on the site

One of us has been on this app for 17 years & it’s not the random anon who’s mad at people for loving life. The thing is I think we’d have a lot to talk about if we met irl.

Emotions ought to be taken seriously, but not literally.

I love music ❤️

@nosilverv beautiful