Simon C

When he scores: mamadou mamadou, mamadou scored when he wanted to wo wo wo wo. To the theme of Abba's Waterloo. You heard it here first. #watfordfc #watford @DNSYE_podcast

@DNSYE_podcast Vengeance for Boxing Day. #COYH

Over to you #watfordfc fans! 🐝

@HMRCcustomers Thanks. I hope the phone gets answered.

@jetstreamtri Apologies, I meant a change of name not address. Amandine

@HMRCcustomers Hello, when I got married in 2006 I did not change my name with HMRC but I did change it everywhere else. I now require an online account but cannot prove my ID online as all my docs are in my married name. Help please.

@HMRCcustomers To change my name I am told to log into my account. I don't have an online account and can't create one as I have changed my name.

@jetstreamtri Hi Simon, I suggest that you contact the income tax helpline to report the change of address. You can find their contact details here: gov.uk/government/org…. Amandine

@SkySports coverage started 3.30pm. Why arrange a fixture for 3pm on a Sunday for the TV and then schedule the coverage to begin 30 mins late - wtf? @SkySportsNews @SkyHelpTeam

@LutonTown Luton get battered everywhere they go!

Full-time at Kenilworth Road.

@jimmym @TubeMapCentral tubemapcentral.com

@TubeMapCentral this is stunning, is it possible to buy a hard copy?

After eleven years, it's time to update my London Underground concentric-circles-and-spokes map. Completely redrawn from centre to edges, it's so much better than before, and more geographically accurate than the official map.

@TheSunFootball Suncream

Cole Palmer is definitely enjoying his holidays 🏖️

@SkyNews Fewer patients, fewer not less. 😡😡

@TheCharlesDowns 😂😂

Wow, President Trump is going to win twice. He got Biden to drop out July and he will beat Kamala Harris in November.

You reserve a seat on the train. You get on to find someone sat in it. The carriage is almost empty with plenty of available seats. Do you make a point and ask them to move or sit elsewhere? #rail #dilemma #firstworldproblem

@SpidrW3b38 @Cole_Jim_1 😂

@Cole_Jim_1 Has there ever been a thought with regards to allowing MSC officers to be able to join the TSG ?

FAO those in the Met Twitterati who want to be at the forefront of the fight against violent crime & public order policing. The Territorial Support Group is recruiting Constables. We also accept direct transferees from other Home Office Forces. If you are interested, get in touch.

Lest we forget.

@fesshole I’ve seen Day of the Tiffids so decided to keep the curtains closed.

I missed the Northern Lights display because I lay in bed, looking out of the big loft window. Remembered the next morning that it faces south.

@tomhfh The working class have never had it so good. Bravo to the Tories. Let’s give them 14 more years. 😳

2022 saw no economic contraction. GDP Q1 +2% GDP Q2 +2.1% GDP Q3 +1.5% GDP Q4 +2.4% Literally no economist says the economy crashed in 2022. Only politicians say that. Which should tell you something.

@LutonTownExile A day when Luton don’t get battered everywhere they go. 👏.

I have a system for Wordle. Same every day. I’ve always wondered if the first word would ever be the word. It couldn’t happen could it? Today it did. Genuinely. I know I’ll never convince you I didn’t cheat. I didn’t. Life won’t be the same. Wordle 1,054 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

#lutonFC Luton get battered everywhere they go.