Jon Alft

"They're never gonna survive." --me, grumbling about my kids as I rearrange the dishwasher that they just loaded.

@TomTiffanyWI @GovEvers If you think that the governor directly controls our property taxes then you are truly too stupid to have that job. Do you not remember eight years of failed Walker promises to lower property taxes? He was only successful when he eliminated the state portion. Appx $30 per year.

Strange that the “No Kings” protestors aren’t outside @GovEvers’ office after he used his veto pen to single-handedly raise your property taxes for 400 years (until 2425). Guess that kind of power doesn’t bother them.

@Wisco_diva Heyyyyy, nice tips.

Step 1 to not having a sad girl Saturday

Nuclear Wessels

@JacobMorley Career Pick-Six: Raji - 1 Clark - 0 Advantage: Thompson

Brian is not Ted. But we don't actually have a ton of info, because Brian has not drafted a ton of IDL, especially not high. I don't think it's a position they are particularly picky about. Do they want athletes with good tape? (Yes, everyone does) But the threshold things we like to do (myself included) are more of a roadmap, not exact GPS coordinates.

@GeryWoelfel They timed Pavia’s 40-run with a sundial.

Could the Packers replace Malik Willis with another relatively undersized quarterback who possesses the same multi-skills set as him? Maybe. Diego Pavia, a stocky 5-foot-10, 207-pound quarterback who starred at Vanderbilt, has drawn close scrutiny from a bunch of NFL teams before next month’s draft. While diminutive — he’s two inches shorter than Willis — Pavia fashioned some dizzying numbers last season: — 29 TD passes. — Just 9 interceptions. — A gaudy 70.6 completion percentage. And, like Willis, Pavia is a crafty runner. He rushed for 862 yards last season. Pavia, considered a late-round pick, told me the Packers have shown more than casual interest and even conducted a formal interview with him.

@TheStingisBack Roger O. Thornhill

Sting’s Friday Question #3 Which movie character is most like you? Not your favourite—the one that "feels" like you. Personality, attitude, flaws, sense of humour… all of it. Me? Venkman from Ghostbusters.

@TheStingisBack K-9 >> Turner and Hooch

I've been told I’ve “lost all credibility” as a movie account for posting Very Bad Things (1998). Probably right. I should stick to the classics like others do: Godfather, Casablanca, Citizen Kane, etc I’m sorry. I’ll do better Anyway, here’s a clip from K-9 with Jim Belushi

@Matt_Fra_ During the off-season I snooze all of the Packers groups on Facebook.

In a landslide!

@Wisco_diva Ohhhhhhh, well, Wednesday was a lovely day.

@jonalft This was Wednesday, Jon!!!

Listen, KT has the best bathroom for selfies so I don’t wanna hear it

not knowing it’s opening day

If you get a dollar bill with Trump’s name on it, black it out with a Sharpie. He prefers his name heavily redacted.

@Matt_Stike My daughter is at UW-L and she has rejected three offers from me to buy tickets for her to go tonight. I’ll try once more. Fingers crossed.

Bob Dylan in La Crosse tonight!

@MebaRackentyre There’s a convoluted double entendre joke just waiting to happen here.

my office is moving so i had to pack my stuff up and leave it in boxes for the mover. this is my box.

@suemyassoff Seven more days she’ll be comin’…

Seven Days..

@MebaRackentyre @lanechanged What you’re saying is that you weren’t disappointed.

@lanechanged i just went last week! everything looked like penises!

One thing you'll never catch me doing is cave exploration. I get anxiety just thinking about all those small, dark passages you gotta exhale for just to slip thru into some even tinier space. No no no. Fuck that claustrophobic shit. Would you?

@WISportsMar @IKE_Packers Oren Burks is still playing and has a championship ring. How is he an F?

@IKE_Packers Outside of Tucker Kraft it’s an F! Ryan and we’ll see about Williams could push it up but I saw nothing as a pass catcher from Williams!

Grade Gute's 3rd Round Drafting A-F 2018: Oren Burks 2019: Jace Sternberger 2020: Josiah Deguara 2021: Amari Rodgers 2022: Sean Rhyan 2023: Tucker Kraft 2024: Marshawn Lloyd 2024: Tyron Hopper 2025: Savion Williams

@IKE_Packers B All but two are still in the league. One is an elite TE. One has a Championship Ring.

@Matt_Fra_ If Hargrave gets five sacks this season then I would consider it to be a hugely successful FA signing. I’m talking real, loss of yardage sacks and not those bullshit no-gain or one-yard loss sacks from tackling a scrambling QB.

@packer_super @MarkBellingShow @TiffanyWarRoom Early voting in the US has literally existed since 1788.

@MarkBellingShow @TiffanyWarRoom Disgusting that early voting even exists.

Early voting begins today in Wisconsin. Vote for Maria Lazar for Wisconsin Supreme Court.