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Dan🥛

@m0ppits

slightly retarded 参加日 Aralık 2020
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Dan🥛
Dan🥛@m0ppits·
"DAAAAD TODAY IN SOCIAL STUDIES MISS JONES ASKED IF ANYONE KNEW WHAT TAXES WERE AND I SAID THEFT LIKE YOU ALWAYS SAY BUT SHE GAVE ME DETENTION"
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不変哲 🦥
不変哲 🦥@fuhentetsu·
誰かが困っていたら、 人間さんはどうか知らないけれど、 私たちカメは、皆んなで直ぐに助けます…
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saila@sailaunderscore·
@dsonoiki Are we sure? She keeps doing the thing where she simply lies — eg: claiming she never described herself as “hot girl for mamdani”
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saila@sailaunderscore·
One of the funnier subplots is that this niche twitter socialist ‘socialite microcelebrity’ has been desperately lusting after clavicular ever since she begged him to take a selfie with her. I’m not usually a believer in the ‘underfucked’ thesis, but chalk one up for MedGold.
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aaand the look clavicular wore is so flat! i think it's a sad and half-baked pastiche of di petsa's work (shown on the right) with none of the intricate thematic elements or craftmanship quality that garments from di petsa have

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Dan🥛@m0ppits·
ephemeral is a good word you can use to obfuscate the reality of a situation "sex with my wife is ephemeral" it sounds like a positive but while they're distracted looking up what it means on their phone you've escaped the scene like batman disappearing off-screen
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Dan🥛@m0ppits·
@centristpeater then they came for the crypto whales, and I did not speak out, for i did not click on the link in my dm offering a free wallet
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B e a r m a x x e r@centristpeater·
First they came for the venture capitalists, and I did not speak out—because I could not get a word in.
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Dan🥛@m0ppits·
@BecomingCritter desk chairs generally dont need to be able to withstand car collision forces unless you're a reddit mod
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Dan🥛@m0ppits·
bar hopping more like hopping on some dick, gottem
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Raven
Raven@raven_brah·
Coulda been us you stupid fucking bitch
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Dan🥛@m0ppits·
@RealFoodRina as an empath I'm sensing that you have a headache right now
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Angelic.Pomegranate@RealFoodRina·
Strength: Eating healthy Weakness: Drinking water
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tater tot@parakeetnebula·
@forallcurious Look at her go! What a champ. We are rooting for you Phobos
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All day Astronomy
All day Astronomy@forallcurious·
The highest mountain in the solar system and Phobos, a moon of Mars.
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Dan🥛@m0ppits·
@CaudilloXIV this would go hard as a tattoo on my right chest
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Joseph 🕊️@CaudilloXIV·
Never lose your silliness
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Dan🥛@m0ppits·
@DrClownPhD imagine taking turns on each individual ab blowing raspberries
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Dr. Clown, PhD@DrClownPhD·
Is this too muscular for a girl? 😬
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@SlumRNA_Dog still would, even mask on. the crazy eyes are what's important
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.” She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.
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.@ReichNeverDies·
@esotericpawg Its Hollywood Jewish stereotype
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“Dumb blonde” is anti Aryan propaganda
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