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@growing_daniel X is such a sh*t hivemind. In fact most (pseudo-)anonymous social platforms are.

woman tries novel idea for speaking to a man she finds attractive, he autistically fumbles it and his schizo internet friends convince him she was mossad and trying to track him so he tactically deploys the coin on public transit to misdirect his enemies

@anielizarmly Attach lots of helium balloons to yourself.

does anyone have any extreme weight loss tips. in a very short amount of time. just like. for fun

@naval po-tay-to, po-tah-to

Great products are not so much invented as discovered.

@eigenrobot men care It's like bodybuilding. Some people think it will impress women, only to find men mostly mirin' them

idk why guys are so obsessed with the size of their dongs. its not like women care either way

@skdh Euro-bashing is very popular here on X.

why are Americans so obsessed with European air conditioning? or absence thereof?

@yacineMTB it refuses to give up

gpt 5.5 is failing at this task

We should have more vaccines. Why don't we have a vaccine for HFMD?

@cremieuxrecueil neither can you

I know we're nowhere close to AGI because Mythos can't read my handwriting.

@starburstLuu that's what you get to do as grandparents with way less responsibility

Can’t sleep thinking about how fast my kids grew and how in 10 years they will all probably no longer be living at home. My husband is 50 and I’m 38 and it makes no sense to have more kids but this ache for wanting to hold our babies again as babies is real.

@skooookum they can climb up and down stairs and give you a hj

they now make roombas with a creepy little arm. presumably for sexual purposes

@CJHandmer it says: one one one zero ...

My 7 yo left this code for me. What does it say?

@karpathy meh

This is a new paradigm for interacting with Claude that is significantly more "inline" with all the other human activity org-wide. Once you do all of the under the hood engineering work to make this "just work" (e.g. across tools, integrations, compute environments, memory, security, etc.), Claude basically joins the team in a seamless way - you can talk to it as you would talk to a person and it can help with a very large variety of workloads. Imo this is the 3rd major redesign of LLM UIUX. The first paradigm was that the LLM is a website you go to, the second was that it is an app you download to your computer. This third one is that it is a self-contained, persistent, asynchronous entity with org-wide tools and context, working alongside teams of humans. It really takes a while to wrap your head around it, but it works and it is awesome.

@tomieinlove that's most people

I don’t have a coherent moral philosophy. I just do what I feel is right. Yup. You’ve never debated someone like me before.

@rankintweets every programmer now ASMR-ing to their computers these days

Lead engineer just got rid of his keyboard…???

@AutismCapital it's fine, don't worry about it, relax, it will all be OK

Wikipedia blocked their own co-founder from being able to edit Wikipedia. How disgraced they have become. How far they have fallen.

@imfat was it worth it?

quit your job bet on yourself chase your passion it's how i went from $150k a year to checking my bank account before ordering food

@justalexoki Asmon has always been a cavetroll

this is who they want you to become. docile, enslaved by the blinking lights. imagine actually saying you like video games over your biological purpose

@Saanvi_dhillon Notepad++

Be honest, Which one was your first code editor?

@Sauers_ @Semper_Viventem Claude is the ghostwriter

@Semper_Viventem But... Claude wrote the code. It's different from a text editor as Claude has intellectual input

Claude Code automatically adds itself to the commit metadata "Co-Authored-By: Claude Opus <noreply@anthropic.com>". I strongly disagree with crediting Claude as a commit co-author. It is a tool I'm paying for, not a copyright holder, not an author. We don't credit Visual Studio.

@Plinz ...but think how much money we could make selling them digital cocaine (YouTube Shorts/Tiktok/questionable YouTube Kids material).

Startup idea: a streaming platform that has only good movies and music, along with a focus on establishing canon and providing education. Something you don't have to hate, and can let your children use