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@nutstoolo

to the fuckin moon mannnn 🚀🚀🚀🌙 not a fan of the grifter in chief

Minneapolis, MN 参加日 Ağustos 2023
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Lindsey Graham
Lindsey Graham@LindseyGrahamSC·
Time for a 60 day CR to work on a new deal for @DHSgov. Threats to our country are through the roof and it’s well past time to pay all workers. Schumer and gang are playing a dangerous game with our homeland security.
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jabba
jabba@nutstoolo·
@WCCO Trans people can start their own leagues.
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Karl K. Wuckert
Karl K. Wuckert@KarlWuckert·
Send Rob Schneider and his entire family to Iran.
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The Daily Beast
The Daily Beast@thedailybeast·
A new investigation has reportedly backed up evidence given by a woman who has accused Donald Trump of sexually abusing her when she was 13. trib.al/GvBSi5q
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Mario Nawfal
Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
🇺🇸🇮🇷 While Americans are dying in the Iranian war and billions of dollars are being spent on a conflict that 80% of Americans oppose, Lindsey Graham is at Disney World. Btw, Graham has no children...
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Donald Frump
Donald Frump@torontobaddy·
Americans: How are you not embarrassed?
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Catturd ™
Catturd ™@catturd2·
“I can fix her.”
Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸@MikeBales

Banks County Woman Arrested After Turning Numbered Pigs Loose in Walmart COMMERCE, GA — Shoppers at the Commerce Walmart were thrown into confusion Saturday afternoon after a local woman allegedly released four pigs—each spray-painted with the numbers 1, 2, 3, and 5—into the store, triggering what authorities later described as “a logistical nightmare disguised as a math problem.” The Incident According to witnesses, 47-year-old Charlene Mixon entered the store pushing a buggy that appeared to be shaking and occasionally grunting. Employees assumed it was either a wobbly wheel or a normal Saturday. Moments later, Mixon allegedly opened the buggy, shouted “Run free!”, and four pigs scattered across the store—one toward Housewares, one toward Grocery, one toward Electronics, and one directly into the Vision Center. The Numbering Scheme The pigs were labeled 1, 2, 3, and 5, which immediately caused confusion among staff. “We spent an hour looking for pig number 4,” said assistant manager Trevor Haskins. “Then we realized there wasn’t one. I’m still mad about it.” Several customers joined the search, believing it was some kind of promotional event. Police Response Banks County Sheriff deputies arrived quickly, though officers admitted they were “not trained for livestock deployed with psychological warfare.” One officer slipped near the bacon section, which he later described as “deeply ironic.” All four pigs were eventually captured using two laundry baskets, a pallet of marshmallows, and one determined elderly greeter who said she had “handled worse at the Piggly Wiggly years ago.” Mixon was arrested without incident, though she did request that officers “let the pigs finish what they started.” Charges Authorities say she faces disorderly conduct, livestock at large, interference with commerce, and “creating unnecessary suspense via missing number 4.” The pigs were unharmed and transported to a local county animal control facility, where staff described them as “friendly and surprisingly fast.” Community Reaction Locals have already dubbed the event “The Great Walmart Pig Caper.” A Facebook group titled “Where Is Pig #4?” has gained hundreds of members.

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jabba
jabba@nutstoolo·
@catturd2 And when republicans win, we all lose.
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Catturd ™
Catturd ™@catturd2·
Every time Democrats lose a Presidential election, they throw a spoiled brat, toddler, temper tantrum out in the streets for 4 years.
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Brian Allen
Brian Allen@allenanalysis·
This is such an embarrassment, how is this not AI? Please tell me this is AI.
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Bruce Fenton
Bruce Fenton@brucefenton·
I’m a Republican. I supported Trump. I raised money for him, I voted for him. I donated $60,000 to his campaign. Trump lied. He rugpulled us all. I didn’t vote for Lindsey Graham / America Second policies. You can disagree with me if you want. It’s your right to be fooled. But if you say I have “TDS” or am a “liberal” you need a new argument. There are millions of conservatives and members of the now torched “broad coalition” just like me. The only ones left supporting him are MAGA always Trumpers who place the man above the policies and our country.
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Retard Finder
Retard Finder@IfindRetards·
Over to you. Is Rob a retard?
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Royce Lopez
Royce Lopez@hippojuicefilm·
This was @RobSchneider last year.... Fast forward to today where he told Variety that the US should have a mandatory draft and all citizens should serve two years in the military. (Neither Rob or his Daughters have ever served)
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Turnbull
Turnbull@cturnbull1968·
You first, Rambo.
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Annie
Annie@AnnieForTruth·
Trump’s second-term golf tab has already topped $100 million in just 14 months, paid for by U.S. taxpayers. Oh, but MAGA justify this by saying he doesn’t take his $400k salary. 😡 Even George Bush did not golf when our country was in a war, but Trump doesn’t give a shit.
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jabba
jabba@nutstoolo·
@IvankaTrump Whatd your creepy ass husband get 2 billion for?
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Ivanka Trump
Ivanka Trump@IvankaTrump·
Last night in DC 🇺🇸
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PoliticsVideoChannel
PoliticsVideoChannel@politvidchannel·
BREAKING: Lindsey Graham is accused of hiring gay sex workers
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Home of Fight
Home of Fight@Home_of_Fight·
😭🤰Dana White says his son’s birth due date was the same day as Chuck Liddell fight, so they did a C-section a day before: "I said to doctor this ain't gonna work for me." 🎥 BigBoyTv
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jabba
jabba@nutstoolo·
@TMZ They shouldn't allow pedos w no kids
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TMZ
TMZ@TMZ·
Lindsey Graham lives it up at Disney World during the partial government shutdown! Take a look: tmz.me/Qr2Dqzn
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Paul Rudnick
Paul Rudnick@PaulRudnickNY·
RFK Jr told CPAC that Trump has "encyclopedic, molecular knowledge across a wide range of interests." He added, "Trump's knowledge is so vast it's invisible to the human eye"
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